The look on Ms Foxtrot's face when I told her I'd accidentally walked in on her sister in the shower
Alt: the fucking weather. Torrential rain in Bournemouth, in July, on the one weekend we wanted it to be nice. And now the start of the first test has been delayed. Fuck. Off.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:40, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh actually, this
the bit about the rain, anyway. I'm so unbelievably fucking sick of it, it's untrue.
(berk, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:41, Reply)

It's untrue?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:43, Reply)

You and me both
Every morning this week I've got up fully intending to go for a run only to be greeted by rain. I'm actually going to get the treadmill out of the spare room tonight. I know!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:46, Reply)

It's just so incredibly, soul-sappingly depressing
I hate being able to see my breath misting in the air when I cycle in to work, and I hate being sodden when I get there.
(berk, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)

*obvious joke about masturbating on a bicycle*
It really feels like summer's over already, doesn't it? I hate being British at this time of year
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:51, Reply)

there are some sunny bits
stop concentrating on the bad bits
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:53, Reply)

No there aren't
I haven't seen the sun for a full week. The only way to find solace in this weather is if you're a duck. Or a vampire.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:56, Reply)

countduckularlols

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:57, Reply)

It will be the same as every other year, hopefully
and be absolutely glorious in September. If this is the last of the sunshine for this summer then I may very well weep like an orphaned toddler.
(berk, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I hope it is glorious in September.
I have things to do.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:56, Reply)

It better be nice when we hit the pier.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)

If it isn't, we can hit Jeff.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:59, Reply)

haha! Good idea.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Same here
Going to London for a couple of weeks as Ms Foxtrot has decided that's what we're doing to celebrate her 30th. Musical theatre-tastic.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Make sure you treat her nicely (or more nicely than usual)
Turning thirty is a very traumatic time for a girl.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:01, Reply)

She seems spectacularly unfussed by it
Just regards it as an excuse for a big celebration. If she does get traumatised by it, I shall offer all the sympathy she gave me when I was fretting about my big 3-0, namely fuck all.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)

But you should be used to this by now
You've lived there for a long time, you should know it's always raining.

Here in Redhill and London we had a bit of a drizzle and that's about it (heavy rain at night, yes, but then I'm at home so I don't care). I'm so glad we moved down south.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:51, Reply)

'accidentally', eh?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Honestly, yes
But you wouldn't blame me if I'd planned it. I actually feel a bit wrong typing that, she is effectively my sister-in-law. Luckily I appear to be surrounded by deviants and miscreants.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Is she hot?
Hotter than her sister?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Yes and no in that order
You should see their other sister.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Funny, that.
I seem to be surrounded by cantankerous old gits.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Harsh
Aber's 30, she's not OLD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:53, Reply)

It's only a short hop from 'cantankerous'
to 'alone and friendless' and 'dead for two weeks before anyone notices the smell'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I think you've just forseen my future.

(berk, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I did that
Only one an ex's sister in the bath. Even though it was 15 years ago now, I think I probably still have a clearer image of her sister's naked body in my mind than I do or hers. it was probably burned in by shock, yes, that'll be it.

I'll be in my bunk.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)

bunk rent boy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Alright, Jayne?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Phhoaar see any minge?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:53, Reply)

She saw a tit.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I wonder if she knows that he wears her soiled frillies

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)