You're calling them witches.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You try listening to them all day
I refer to them as The Coven all the time, they seem to find it quite amusing. Am not entirely sure any of them has looked up "Coven" in the dictionary, mind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Yeah let's assume that everyone you work with is thick, except for you of course, it's all one big mistake somewhere that you're answering the telephone and asking in a glorified way HAVE YOU TURNED IT OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN MR PEARTREE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

sometimes
i think i could have your babies
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

He procreates by mitosis.
You'd be no use to him.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Naw am not callin from Bombay, Mrs Opodopoulos

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

fucking hell, i had one of those personal injury clowns on the other day. from india. but allegedly called kevin. kevin smith. riiiiight.
adamant that i had had an accident and could claim compensation. when i assured him i had not been in any accident, he said "why you want to conceal accident, ms swipe? was it your fault? we still get compensation."

i got VERY angry. then he asked to speak to mrs swipe. i told him that he could not. he asked why. i said it was none of his business but she died 5 years ago. there was a pause. then he actually said:

"and was that in car accident?"

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. it is a sad indictment of my job that my instinctive response was "the limitation act 1980 caps personal injury claims at 3 years, you CUNT".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Those people are amazing.
"What are you doing?"
"WHAT?"
"I hear you have moved to a dfifferent room, what are you doing now?"
"I'm making a SNACK... pervert.."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

If they start asking you what you're wearing, hang up.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

it is horrendous!
stupid ambulance-chasers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)

so you are saying that being a witch is a bad thing?
wonder what any wiccans would say about that.

RACIST...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

It's funny because you actually got really upset when you made a stupid comment
that could actually have been considered slightly racist.

Also, I'm pretty sure the wiccans here already don't like me because I don't wholeheartadly endorse their pole dancing lifestyle.

But then the catholics don't like me because of my remarks about the pope and the the anglicans don't like me because of my views on belief in a higher power.

So I don't really care.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I think you're alright, ironically

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I think we'd get along great guns in real life.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I wholeheartedly agree
A B3tan whose opinion I value has vouched for your IRL awesomeness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

A b3tan whose opinion means very little to me
has vouched for his IRL gentleness as a lover.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I want to know the chances it's the same one

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I'm not sure Darth knows DJ
so I doubt it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

You should know

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Pagans are next on my list.
Fucking HANDFASTING my fucking ham-fisted arse-fisting
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

one of ,y best friends got hand-fasted.
She used to be such a good girl, then went of squatting in London, lived for a summer up a tree in Devon, actually got an MA from Cambridge, and has two kids. She's still weird, though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)

pfffft
you know full well that you misread my original comment, probably on purpose because you are very witty like that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)