A clean bathroom, clean dishes, clean clotheses
and an empty tummy : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jul 2011, 17:06, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So you've been for a massive shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)

hahaha
Oh, what a wag.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)

hey b3th
You know how I'm in peak physical condition and have great eyesight and a 2.1?

Well it also appears I have supped from the Fountain of Youth. I got carded today because she didn't believe I was 31.
( Kroney, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)

You've also supped from the fountain of smug.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jul 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I just like to keep you abreast of how great I am.
I know how you like hearing it.
( Kroney, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 17:29, Reply)

*pokes tongue out*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I can roll my tongue, too.
Turns out not many people can. I am not surprised that I'm one of those happy few.
( Kroney, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

all your Kroney-pops
must have some good side effects
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)

I have no idea how I manage to remain so grounded and humble, Cavy.

( Kroney, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 17:35, Reply)

the same way any live wire would be grounded
using the earth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 17:37, Reply)

by *being earthed*
would have been a better way to put this

or perhaps *grounded*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)

I felt considerably younger last night.
Due to having to borrow my younger brother's fake ID to get into a club despite the fact I'm twenty. I really need to sort out getting my passport replaced.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Either that, or grow a beard.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:04, Reply)

I can't grow a beard.
It looks like I've pritt-sticked pubes to my face.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Well on the plus side, by the time you're in your late 30s, you'll still look like you are in your 20s.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:13, Reply)

Or like you've gone down on a cancer patient after eating a glazed doughnut.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:53, Reply)

i feel old
no one is surprised when I say I'm over 30 any more :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Or stop going to shit clubs.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:37, Reply)

I never go to shit clubs.
Only trendy up their own arses gaffs. I fit in well.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)

So not the kind where the door staff try and let as few male customers in as possible?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)

No, I can't think of anywhere more depressing that establishments like that.
I'm usually fine getting into places without ID but it was my mate's birthday so I didn't want to take the risk not having any.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:49, Reply)

You go to Craven Cottage...
*Shit club lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)

On one of our boards earlier today there was a topic about being allowed to drink in the stands.
Someone was spouting off saying alcohol and football are a violent combination. I replied that alcohol and football/Fulham are a fucking essential combination.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:52, Reply)

hahaha
I'm not sure I want to see drinking back as part of the viewing experience. Since everything went all-seater, it's annoying enough having to get up to let someone go for a piss, without them needing to go every 10 minutes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:57, Reply)

The only thing I'd change is being allowed to drink in executive boxes. Not that it'll make a blind bit of difference to me.
But I just think it's ridiculous. I snuck into one our boxes at some rubbish home game a couple of years ago (got thrown out pretty sharpish), and if you wanted a beer you had to go back into the box and draw the blinds so you can't see anything. It's just beyond pointless.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Oh my b3th, oh my darling, perhaps one day I shall take upon a chance to quench your hunger.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:15, Reply)