Jennifer Aniston should be locked up IMMEDIATELY

( broadsword, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

for so many many things
her 'acting' not least
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)

And looking like a fucking clown
I can forgive her the incessant output of shite rom-coms, I'm even prepared to forgive the smaller-than-average boobies, but I cannot forgive the whole looking like a fucking clown thing.
( broadsword, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

yes.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I think she is attractive and has nice boobs?
What's wrong with you?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I am not allowed to express my opinion of your opinion
Or Kristine will tell me off, so I shall just say that we disagree on all points, but as it is a matter of taste this is fine.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I concur

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

ahh, now you I am allowed to insult
she's fucking minging and I wouldn't touch her with yours, you bearded smugmeister. You have no taste what so ever (except in the areas in which you agree with me obviously)
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I can understand that you might not think she's amazing
but she's far from minging.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

meh, I've had better
but it's all a matter of taste.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

if boys all liked the same kind of girls
girls like me wouldn't stand a ch...wait a minute. Stupid boys.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

it works both ways.
I just got lucky. there was a lot of friend-zoning beforehand.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I am always the 'best female friend'
so I'm trying stalking instead
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

good luck with that
I've generally found the most effective technique is be a friend until they conclude that I'm better than everyone else. Last time this took a mere 4 years.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

It's a good technique.
Worked for me a couple of times.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

it's worked for me
and soon I will have ensnared her, according to the words we'll be saying, for ever.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)

hmm
I think i'd be better off building a ray-mears-style trap and feeding them drugs until they lose their mind.

Or jam - boys like jam, right? Or is that wasps?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)

boys don't like wasps
I'll tell you that for nothing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)

note to self:
remove bait-wasps from man trap
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)

On a scale of one to ten, she is proper ming

( broadsword, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

This is not an unattractive flat chested woman
www.greek-islands.us/greek-people/jennifer-aniston/jennifer-aniston.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

To be honest anyone can be made to look hot with the proper editing tools.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH
IF I WANTED TO SEE STEPHEN KING'S IT, I'D WATCH STEPHEN KING'S IT
( broadsword, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

UR GAY

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

She's not unattractive
but she's not very attractive either. I think that's more to do with how whiny her voice is though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Voice of reason here ^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

yes, I suppose her 'personality'
is quite involved with how horrid I find her.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

that's irrelevant
Kelly Brook is nigh on perfect to look at, but she's a vacuous idiot. You wouldn't actually talk to these women, other than to bark orders.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Yes, but I like a conversation while I get my breath back
also there is only so much you can do with a piece of meat, it's the mind that animates it that makes it fun.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Yeah I really appreciate womens "sense of humour" as well.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

you have to

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

this is funny because I'm saying that women have to have a sense of humour to be with you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Wrong, if they understood my jokes they'd realise what a cunt I am.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I wasn't talking about your jokes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Yes I got your joke.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I thought you probably did

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)

or just be very very drunk

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

You forgot this (i)

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

it's (!)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Oops!
It's just as well I'm funny. I'd get nowhere with my interesting conversation : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

No I appreciate their tits mostly
But a nice dirty personality makes it better than wanking with 3D pictures.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

well that's an entirely different argument to the one that I was having

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

You might get on better with one of LiC's sex dolls :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

even if I was into that (bleurgh)
the thought of someone else's used sex doll is just so many levels more repulsive
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

you shouldn't shag meat
the butchers get angry
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Gay

( Kroney, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

not these days, no.
And I'm all in favour of objectifying and using women. However experience has taught me that the one who just lie there and look at the wallpaper get boring quite quickly, where as those that take an active part are more fun, the latter test to be the ones with ' things like brains and a personality.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)