I licked out that ginger bird's bumhole for a good half hour.
Alt: My mate, who's just ordered a flag for our European endeavours but the absolute div chose 15ft x 8ft for the size. It's going to be ridiculously big.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:57, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Was she really THAT ugly?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)

It was a case of
"Shit, she's twenty five, she's definitely far more experienced in the sack than me and I haven't shagged anyone for a couple months. I better do some out of the box stuff to make it look like I actually know what I'm doing".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)

You really did do something 'out of the box'
Her dirt box.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)

:/

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)

She's only twenty five not fifty five.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)

But she probably doesn't need ID for tabs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)

I panicked.
Plus the fact we'd been doing coke all day and there was no way I was going to jizz in her fanny for ages, we were at it for so long I thought my back was going to give way so I needed a time out. She loved it anyway, so I stuck a finger up there afterwards as well cos I'm smooth like that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)

So not only did you give her a night to remember.
you checked her prostate.

Barry. I've learnt a lot, I'll be a better partner in the future.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I hope she didn't have one 0_o

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)

The amount of times I need to pee I must have one.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Nah, that's just weak pelvic floor muscles.
Tena lady or make the muscles stronger by doing the exercises.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I'm a thoughtful man at heart.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)

heheehe!
Barry you're a hoot.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)

OK, so far you win mate
I have never licked a ginger girls arsehole, nor do I particularly plan to, but if I'm ever with a ging I'll thing of you and seriously consider it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)

I've licked a few boys bumholes, surely that's dirty
I've done a load of dirty things, but I'm not a fan of them now

I snowballed a guy before.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)

What is snowballing?
Is it like teabagging?
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)

when a guy cums in your mouth and you spit it back into his
or, as I did, kiss him with it in your mouth
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Oh! lovely.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)

I cannot imagine any guy being particularly in to that...
but each to their own, I guess.
(berk, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)

The fact there's a name for it implies some people like it.
Although the idea does not appeal to me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)

yeah, pretty gross actually
The older I am my tolerance of semen lowers
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)

he wanted me to do it
So I did it
Better than the alternative, which is spit it all back into his lap
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)

that's the thing with the spit or swallow conundrum
if you do spit, where the hell do you spit it? They get annoyed if you spit it in their belly button
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:46, Reply)

I'd be too busy laughing
Never encountered that option before. That said not encountered a girl who didn't swallow that I know of.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I never actually gargled
but I think that was a rumour once
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Nice
I would, I think, if I did such things.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:53, Reply)

snowballing is cumswapping

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Rusty head.
Rusty sheriffs badge.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)