When I've had a really really bad day, a nice cold pint of Amstel/Peroni feels like a gift from God himself.
Alternatively, I love cooking homely food - chilli con carne, lasagne, cottage pie, stuff like that.

Alt: Pick up 4 tins of Relentless, eat a good breakfast, and a good lunch, whilst drinking these, you'll fucking take off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:10, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I like your thinking.
I'm onto my 2nd cup of filter coffee so far
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:11, Reply)

If you're drinking shitloads of caffiene, make sure you eat too.
Otherwise you'll end up fucked.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Museli for breakfast

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I prefer Muesli

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:15, Reply)

em oto

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:15, Reply)

What?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:16, Reply)

if you're struggling with that anagram
you might as well go home now.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Dyslexialols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Good plan
I can't stand the stuff, sadly.

I need to buy more bread tonight, so I can start having Marmite on toast again, it's just too damn tasty!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:15, Reply)

breakfast of champions

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:17, Reply)

nah, sausage mushroom and egg butty
breakfast of champignons.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Lacking black pudding and bacon
I understand why yours lacks bacon, but it cannot be a breakfast of champtions without!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:23, Reply)

sometimes less is more
unless your bready delivery system is quite firm, 3 ingredients is usually the practical limit for a hot sandwich.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Bap or toast?
If it's a good sized bap, you can go up to 5 ingredients without having much of an issue.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:37, Reply)

But is it en-oeuf?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)

LTI

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Awww he started it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I wasn't expecting a grilling

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I miss these sorts of breakfasts.
I just eat a tin of tuna when I get up, but it will all be worth it when I'm at my fighting weight.
*flexes chicken bone arms*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)