Not mine but I'll say it's your fault.
just cos.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You little antipodean anarchist!

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)

You love it!
OH man I'm so excited - I'm going to a swing dance class tomorrow with my best friend. It looks like it's going to be SO much fun.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)

It will be a hoot!
Let us know how you get on.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I think I'll fall over a lot or end up hitting/kicking someone by accident.
but hey! swings and roundabouts.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Are you a frumpy, brow-beaten, middle-aged housewife who hasn't had sex in a decade?
(yes) - awesome ... have fun!
(no) - what the fuck are you thinking, you fucking idiot?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Nope, just saw some fliers up and youtubed it - it looks like a lot of fun.
if you look at the speed-swing dance - it looks insane.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Amphetamines ftw!

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:36, Reply)

seriously, me and my friend were youtubing it.
Those people looked like their legs were on ecstasy or speed or something!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Not even any cucumber or tomato?
Is that what you'd call an 'Abo Salad'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Firstly, it's Abbo, if you're going to be racist, do it properly.
Secondly. Yes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:26, Reply)

But Aboriginal doesn't have two Bs in it.
You lot are well fick innit?

I'll let you off because of 'Bad Boy Bubby' and 'Rich With Nothing' by Split Ends, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:29, Reply)

And Negro only has one G, your point?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:33, Reply)

How many Gs in Ghetto?
fucking hundreds of them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:35, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)

My point is that you are a frightful gyppo who should be burnt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Gypsy doesn't have two P's.
HAH!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Meta-zing!
Points to Australia
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:38, Reply)

*beams*

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:39, Reply)

*belms*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:40, Reply)

*gurns*

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)

*Points to Australia*


*laughs*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Do you honestly think I wasn't aware of this when I posted it?
You can't zing a zinger.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)

In a wicker caravan

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I'm not a gyppo!
In fact it's quite hard to be prejudiced against me as I'm a middle class white boy. you could play the "London is shit" card, but that covers you too. I'm about an eighth porridge-wog if that helps. Oh and in certain lights I look a bit Jewish.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Hahaha!
But not where it counts.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)