I might get that tattooed on my chest.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Should I enquire as to the size of the font?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)

because typography gets you hard?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Totally.
It's the font of all sexual desire.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)

this was very good, actually
you have gone up a tiny notch in my estimation...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I feel so validated.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

online validation
best of all the validations
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

*Looks in walet.... counts a few notes.... looks in coin purse.... looks up*
Is there a cashpoint on the way?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

it's a mini slab, ie a chocolate bar
£3.50 each or £2.95 if you buy 3 or more mini-slabs. somehow the latter always seems to make good financial sense.

even if it doesn't. nor does it make good health sense.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I bought some cool fudge at the seaside the other week.
One was Marmite flavour, the other was WKD BLue flavour. Good stuff.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

free to those that can afford it
very expensive to those that cannot.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)

they do give out a lot of free stuff there
my colleague is shameless, she goes in almost every day pretending to browse, eats the freebie, waltzes out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

that's all well and good
but what has that to do with the tattoo we're getting on B3th's tits?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)

i have zero interest in tits
my own are quite enough. some would say more than enough.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

We're all heartily interested in b3th's tit tattoo.
We can be interested in yours too, if you like.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

they wouldn't have enough ink
or a big enough needle
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

"We're going to need a bigger shop".

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)

now that's just rude
fuck you, the luggage, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

That didn't come out the way I intended.
Oh well.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)

i'll get over the pain
eventually. the sense of betrayal though, that's something else.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)

A song title occurs here.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)