you forgot pontificating on every topic under the sun
even though you live in the dead-end of the midlands and your entire knowledge of the world is gleaned from google. and perving over any female teenage b3tans.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Isn't Poppet our only teenage female b3tan?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Midlands?
How very Dare you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)

she's not talking about you
you ignoranus.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)

oh
i thought he was disputing the geographical location of MK.

oh well. my point is still valid. it's a soulless place!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Agreed.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Soulless it may be
But it's not in the Midlands. We have our own shitholes thankyouverymuch.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

where is it then?
it's certainly not london.

and it's certainly not the North.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Wikipedia says South East England

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

pffffft
wikipedia says a lot of things
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

That is not a county
It more likely says Buckinghamshire, in SE England.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)

It's not the fucking midlands, woman.
If anything it's west Anglia, not that that exists. In fact, I think we're referred to as part of the Home Counties.

Are you being nice to my Black Books DVD?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

oh shit
it's like a black hole in my memory!

MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Buckinghamshire

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

which is very much not the midlands

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Ahh, right
I was the perving that threw me. Not that I do that. Anymore.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

dude if the cap fits...
.... pull it over your face when you go raping teenage students, eh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

No, I don't do teenagers, my cut off is 25
Amberl is already convinced I don't think she's a person because of this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

i know
nobody wants to claim ownership of that concrete shithole. i have to go to meetings there and i never cease to be amazed at how tedious it is. everything looks new and the same.

i'm half northern and half southern, and neither the north nor the south would admit to spawning MK. it's totally the midlands' problem, dude.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I went there once
it's nothing I wish to repeat. The concrete cows are the best bit and you can see them from the train.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

i can't
i close my eyes under my satin scented sleep mask when my first class carriage glides through the shithole yellow station.

occasionally i get the wrong train and it STOPS there. and they LET PEOPLE GET ON. shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Look out kids - it's CAPTAIN GEOGRAPHY!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I should totally change my user name to that.
but it would be confusing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Oh man you could create an hilarious sockpuppet account!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

No, I'll just steal it for my sig.
As Bobby says socks are hard work, and I've never don one on this board, for the record.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)