the horror of having to see a juggler's hat, poor girl :(((

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

is that better or worse than the juggler's balls

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)

apparently they have 3

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I had no idea what a juggler's hat looked like
so I Googled, I still have no idea, this deformed mother fucker is all over GIS like a rash.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)

i imagine it's one of those
lolwaki ones people had at festivals in the 90s
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)

oh dear
that makes it worse, I can hear the bells jingling. Hang on I'm thinking Jester's hats...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)

that's probably what I was thinking
jesters creep me the fuck out
along with any number of circus folk
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

CLOWNS
*shudders*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

You're a dick

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

DID YOU POST THAT PHOTO?
If not, I apologise, if so I WILL NO HESITATE TO STAB YOU
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I was just pointing out that clowns are fucking scary!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

You could never be a fucking psychiatrist.
What is wrong with you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

My humble apologies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

That's like saying "OH YOU GOT YER ARM CUT OFF BY A CHAINSAW?! WAS IT LIKE THIS?!"
and then revving one up at someone
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

*posts chainsaw pic*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Nobody likes clowns
I wonder why they exist.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

to terrify people

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Makes nonces easier to spot.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Enforced dressing like a clown would make a great alternative to community service for nonces.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

only pussies are afraid of clowns
the ones in the Russian circus I saw did some proper good gymnasting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I didn't say I was afraid of them.
I just find them desperately unfunny, but I can see why people find the fake-cheery bastards creepy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

*points*
you're afraid of cloooowns!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Nope.
Spiders, yes, clowns no.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

what about spider-clown
spider clown, can he fly, spin a web?
no he can't, he's a clown
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

*Googles*
Yeah, that's some creepy shit right there.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

oo, they exist?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Apparently so

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Big fuckers, aren't they?
YOU CAN SEE THEM FROM SPACE
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Fucking massive mate, that pic is life sized.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

As an arachnophobe
you may regret having posted that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I'm not that bad any more
and that's not the kind that bother's me
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

His little tache is cute

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

wait...now he looks familiar
give him a goatie, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

<img src="http://www.richard-seaman.com/Wallpaper/Nature/Spiders/Jumping/ClownSpiderMopsusMormon.jpg" width="300" />
There you go.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I totally know how to do that Gonz
But thanks anyway mate.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I think he's suggesting that it's too fucking big
He may have also called you a twat, but I'm not sure
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

I know
I'm being a cunt and waiting for someone to actually ask me and stuff...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)

wot
who does that then?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

does what?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Cool, it's just that the image is a bit big for those at work, have to quickly scroll past it.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Sorry Gonz
I'm just bored and being a dick. *looks suitably chastised*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)

No worries =)
I did my first ever complaint to a mod the other day, a person on /talk called dekionplexis is rarely coherrant and always banging on about jews and n'ggers and nazis... normally I just ignore him, but he posted some proper gore, of this bloke hanging from a bridge all blooded up, was real rather than stage. I ain't seen him since but I hope he's fucked off for good now.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

This is what you get for hanging out on Talk
As far as I can see they are all spastics over there.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

nah

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I've had good conversation and friends there in the past.
but if I had been here the same amount of time as you, with how they're like at the moment, I'd agree.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

And if I could remember when all this was fields like you Gonz, I'd agree with you I'm sure.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

i saw on my flickr account the other day
an email saying Gonz was one of my contacts. From 2005.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)

wow, you is proper old
Guineapig Girl.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)

hehe
it's from the days of 4rthur. That place was cool, but it imploded because someone got cross with someone else.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I'm aware of the history
and I suppose that Talk has it's charms, but I like it here better and the /talkers that come over all seem to be cunts.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I was never a /talker
i think 4rthur was before /talk
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I think so

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Yeah', /talk was made in competition of 4rthur.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Some of them are on c4mbodia, I think, donno, don't look there.
This is why this place is better than /talk, where there can you see conversation going off the side of the page?
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Oh man, you were on 4rthur?
I never realised.

Yeah', Batsgirl fucked someone she shouldn't have done, same thing happened with Flibz.

I don't like 'em lot that much, very bitchy and cliquy I find.

There were quite a few memes I accidently created there.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I was thinking about what to make for when you and thinggy* comes over...
... I might attempt to make a smoked haddock souflay, I've never done a souflay before.



* Do you like how I do that, I never mention you and thinggy in the same post, in case you don't want the world to know just yet or anything. When talking to her, I reffer to you as thinggy. It's not being rude and not remembering names or anything. Although I can never remember your name anyway.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I like Smoked Haddock Gonz
No idea about souffle but I'm sure if you cook it it'll be lovely.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I'd practice it first, I hear it's not easy, but would be a good challange.
I do a well nice fish pie with cheesy mash but I also want to show off my pasta making skills too. OH BOY, I just remembered, I can get a pasta machine now I've been paid for the month.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)

I like most fish stuff
and even the stuff I don't normally like looks/sounds good when you cook it, so just do what makes you happy. You're making me hungry now, which is bad as all I have to look forward to is station food. *glums*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

are we allowed to make rude jokes about
eating out?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Can I stop you?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Sweet, I'll plan it out, maybe scallop ravioli to start with followed by a fish pie? I donno, I'll have to think.
Oh man, station food isn't my cup of tea, espesh when you get those sandwiches that look like they would have dust on them if they wern't in a fridge. The corner shop across the road sales these sandwiches and they have year-long shelf lifes, proper grim, and the simosas seem rank too.

You at stations due to work? 'cus you should totally just get a chocolate bar or something and pocket some take-away on the way home.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)

it'll probably be Maccy D's or a pasty
So not too grim. I'm getting a train after work up to Yorkshire. I have a bit of time in hand so I suppose I could go somewhere decent but I don't want to risk missing the train as it's one of those pre-booked-we-will-rape-you-if-you-get-another-train tickets and I'd rather spend the money while I'm away.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Makes sense, what do you have at a McDs? Fillet o'fish? I quite like that with some of their sweat'n'sour, and chips in the bun.
That new banana milkshake looks nice.

Is there a marks'n'sparks near by? You could pick up one of their large sushi-to-share boxes if there is, they're not bad at all. Them and Waitrose does the best supermarket sushi.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:27, Reply)

They have a Spicy Veggie Sub that is really quite nice
it's about the best vegetarian fast food offering. I can't remember what's at Kings Cross TBH, except for the pasty place with the pirate on the logo and a McDonalds. I'll get there and then use the app on my phone to see what's in the area, and then probably think "fuck it" and have Maccy D's anyway.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Ahh, Kings Cross must have a nice place to eat near there that'll be suitable for you.
Farringdon is one stop down and you could pick up some real nice half priced bento box/sushi.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:47, Reply)

there's lots of places one stop away
but I get paranoid about missing the train, and I have to pick up tickets, so will do that first then see.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:57, Reply)

sweet

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:50, Reply)

you shut your dirty hippie mouth

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Hey!
Dirty, hippy Welsh mouth
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

yachi-fucking-da!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)

DWI'N HOFFI CRWBANOD!!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)

um...
dim parcio?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Rydych chi yn ffyliaid

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

gweithredu yn byw yn chwarae rôl yn ddiflas

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

You're a closet welsh!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Na, Fi jyst yn gwybod sut i ddefnyddio Goodle Translate

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I lived there for 4 years
had a welsh girlfriend who spoke it fluently and lived with 2 other welsh speakers, and all I learned to say was "I love tortoises"

I could say "you'll never take me alive coppers!" when i was drunk, but I've lost that ability
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I've lived here17 years - nearly as many as I have't
I've learnt the welsh on road signs and nothing else
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I like the fact that supermarket is
archfarchnad
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)

You heard it here first
Vipros likes nads.
( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)

clutching at straws there I think

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)

gwasenaethau!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

pa wasanaethau yr ydych yn cynnig?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I'm not even bothering to translate these
I'll assume it's an insult
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I was asking what services you were offering.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)

anglican or catholic

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:09, Reply)

WHich ever kind has the bishops with the silly hats.
I think that would suit you.

Edit: like this: www.ely.anglican.org/images/people/BishopEly.jpg
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)

You're allowed to cave somebody's head in when they're wearing one of those.
The law can't touch you.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)

that's fair

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

It would take all day to cave that actor's head in.
My arm would get tired.
( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

gonna need a bigger wrench

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Lateral thinking.
Pick him up by the feet and stove him against a bollard.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

OHHHHHHHHH, A 'jesters hat'.
Christ all mighty, I'm a little tiny ball of anger and hatred at the moment, but I want to find out who wrote that article, find out what car is their's in the carpark, hide myself in the boot, and then when they drive home, I'll get out the car in the middle of the night, check the back door to see if it's locked or not, and if it isn't, I'll sneek into their house, make my way to the toilet, and then poor pure capsicon all over the seat. And over the rim of all their cups. And on all their cutlery. Then sneek back into the boot of their car, spend the night there, and get a free lift back to my car (that is waiting in the BBC head office car park), then drive home.

So not only have they got capsicon all over their cutlery and privates, but they gave the person who did that a lift to their car the next day.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)

when I'm rich
I'm totally paying you to be my ideas man
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Nobody and squander money like I can. I got a 2 grand loan last month and still was 700 OD'd the day before payday.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

If it helps though, I found this video....
... www.wimp.com/dogsargument/ ...

And I know that the two dogs are called Mishka and Laika from their facebook group that I'm already a member off.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)

that is excellent.
I did some recording (of music) round at a mate's house a couple of years ago, and on the recordings you can hear his huskie singing along.

You can also get her to say "I want one"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Don't introduce it to Jeff.

( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

This is funny because he'd give it one

( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Yup, one silibal words without prounced harsh contantents such as 't' are great for putting in a dog's mouth.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

huskies are good mimics
as dogs go at least.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)

you bastard
I want a huskie now.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Newfoundlands are the best of the big-dogs, they're like bears.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYl8SYNuaKQ
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I once saw one of these next to a horse, it was half the size of it, OF A FUCKING HORSE.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jqb9816T9U&feature=related
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I don't like then too massive
But I do like them smart. Used to have a Black Labradoodle, he was (and still is) awesome.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Oh man, I bet it's adorable. My friend just got a pup cockapoo, totally jellous.
Yeah', they're too big domesticly, they're working dogs, keeping the wolves away from the herd... they'd fuck up any chav with a staffy though (as much as I'd actually be disturbed to see that)
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

In london
I'd find it hard to justify anything bigger than a Staf (they are actually decent dogs, shame about the owners) and with my life style, dogs are more of a fantasy than a reality, but, one day.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Yeah', ditto.
I'm not a fan of staffies, because I don't like (as much) short-haired muscular dogs.... I hate with a passion those who have them for the hard-man image, the dog homes have a stupidly high percentage of them because pricks don't think of the dog.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:50, Reply)

you're just the kind of guy a rich man needs to take advice from

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)