I've just got in.
Having had a monster shit week.

One of you fuckers entertain me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:30, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I believe I just did
pre-emptively even
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I'm not a happy camper at the moment.
I've got 'the rage'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Not Lily allen's best work

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)

did you jizz in your pants?
If so, I can see why that might not have helped.

If not, tell Aunty /OT.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Be warned Lighty.
If the rage contines into tomorrow, I'll be wearing Stone Island.

(granted, this would mean me buying some over-priced knitted garment, I'm I'm naused off all the same).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I have no idea what that means
none.

/is old
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

/is DEAD TO ME!
Jestin' Lighty.

What time are you due in?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)

12:08
thinking of walking halfway to Ashton Gate, stopping for beer and food, then continuing on.

Any suggestions?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Well this isn't good
Jeff and Gonz both channelling fury down the internet.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

What the fuck was going on at Trent Bridge today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

The main thing
Was Stuart "dude looks like a lady" Broad being put in AFTER Big Tim and trying to prove a point - which he did.

It's a very crazy wicket. The ball that took Swann out would have flattened anyone.

This will be a 3 day test. Total bowlers pitch.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I think if you've got a ticket for the 4th day you're wasting your time.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)

We'll be back in Sunday morning
I have a whole weekend with nothing to do but sit about, listen to cricket and scratch my bollocks.

Out on the piss tomorrow night as well.

It's a long time since I've had a weekend like that and I'm pleased.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Isn't that one of the harbingers of the end of days?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Yes
It's in the book of revelations.

"Verily if the Jeff and the Gonz do be enraged at the same time than a fucking big shitstorm will descend and SMITE THEE DOWN. So cop for that, unbelievers."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)

*does a little dance*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Topless?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)

if it helps

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Not massively. But with no Blousie, it helps a bit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Oh, well if I'm not good enough....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)

All geared up for tomorrow?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Sunday. Yeah.
Someone (I don't think I should say who) just donated a staggering amount of money.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Gaz me.
I might trump it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)

You'd have to hit treble figures mate
and that's more than I would ask of anybody.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Well the only person I can think of who'd fund a cot-death charity to a three-figure sum would be Anne Diamond
And I'm not sure she posts on here.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)

I offered them s couple of pillows
but apparently that's not quite the idea.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Suggest on Sunday, that rather than having a bungee jump
They have a 'who can throw the family allowance book the furthest' competition.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)

I don't think they call it family allowance anymore

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Well you can fuck off with your sponsorship quest then!*
*joking
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Two peanuts walking down the road, one was a salted

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)

^ needs more recognition ^
unless you're all too thick to get it
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Sorry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)

A SALTED
ASSAULTED
GET IT?! LOL!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)

*Shakes head*
Have you done fuck all with the suggestions I made about your C.V? (my expectations are low).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Yeah I fucking did and I fucking sent it out today. Okay?
I said thanks like 12 times yesterday. Gosh.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I'm trying to be ecouraging you work-shy-septic-CUNT*
I wasn't looking for thanks.

*Neither did I mean those horrible thing that were said.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)

this is the worst sort of encouragement i have ever seen

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)

I've got to do something K.
Anything to avoid Echo being a fraction of what she could be.

(But seriously, were my suggestions of any use?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)

she's gained a fair bit of weight since she's been spayed actually
and yes, was very helpful, ta
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)

I don't care how many times you watch this.
It's always funny: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzZqje04vLE
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

tT IS FUNNY
sorry, i was drinking wine and didnt see the caps
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Did you watch that Hooligans link I sent to you Bazza?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Yeah boy.
I think I laughed for 98% of it. This is my favourite clip ever with stuff like that, it's so 70s/80s, it's utterly brilliant; www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eweccg4y8I

"There's self confessed loonies - like Harry the Dog". And the way he says F Troop are the real nutters makes me piss myself, whenever we see people arguing/kicking off at games me and my mate always shout out "THEY'RE THE REAL NUTTERS" in the same tone.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)

I identify Barry as being 'Treatment'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I'm well done with all that stuff now
I know it's easy to say that now whilst sitting at home, things can all go wrong very quickly when you're in a pub with a load of angry blokes, but I like to think I have a sensible head on my shoulders. It's all fucking stupid.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Course it is Bazza, course it is.....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)

*throws pint glass and shouts 'LETS HAVE IT YOU MUG'*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)

You're lucky I'm old skool Bazza.
*Jog on, you sigh*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)

I got excited and just threw the pint glass directly in the air, now I'm soaked.
I have been proper mugged off here, kiddy firm or what.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)

I ain't got no time for the under 5s.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:11, Reply)

LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LA LA LA LA

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:11, Reply)

When I worked in London
I'd occasionally do a Saturday morning in the office, and get back to London Bridge station at lunchtime for a train back to Anerley.

Fuck me those Millwall boys were scary. I've seen the Leeds NF lot in all their "glory" - I was best man at a hardcore bluenosers wedding - but the Millwall boys were terrifying.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)

They take it so seriously as well.
It's quite literally their lives, for most of them. That's what I love about Fulham, we all know we're shit and it's all just one long running piss up and comedy outing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Just been out for a tab
The worst I've EVER seen was at Rotterdam, just before an Ajax - Feyenoord game.

We just got to Rotterdam station when the Ajax trains arrived and there were running battles up and down the platforms.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Yeah it's fucking nuts over there.
I think that game currently has a ban on away fans for the next five years.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:32, Reply)

We had Ajax at the Gate pre-season last year.
For a 'friendly' it got a bit naughty.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:33, Reply)