Today I am mostly whinging about my sore knee.
Later I might go and buy a lampshade. It's very rock and roll in the catfaceceilidhband household.

I would rather be out running but I can't because my hip is dodgy and my back is crap and it's making my knee shit. *sulks*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm booking a doc's appt about my ankles
They are fucked and it is stopping me from running
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I knew there was a reason I never took up running
it seems to do nothing but fuck your body over.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Yeah, jumping off cranes is much more sensible

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:31, Reply)

my stiff and aching body sees your point

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I've never seen a healthy looking runner.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Sucks, dunnit.
I'm forking out £50 a session for the physio but he spotted the problem in minutes and claims he can mostly fix it. The side of my foot is rotated about 3cm off the ground so my knee goes in circles when I run instead of up and down. My doctor would have just recommended NSAIDs and told me not to run.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Apparently it could be inflamed achilles tendons
and taking pills may help.

*takes pills*
*dances*
*gurns*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Arm waving only, you'll inflame your achilles tendon.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)

*strains shoulder*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Did you injure it whilst knitting?


Is it a......

......KNITTIN' SORE-KNEE???!!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I keep looking at this
and it still doesn't make any sense. am I missing a lolwacky hilarious joke?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:42, Reply)

oh good, it's not just me that doesn't get it.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:44, Reply)

WHY IS EVERYONE SO IGNORANT?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I know who it is.
*gleeees*
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I think it is a reference to this chap
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitin_Sawhney
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Yes, you are.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitin_Sawhney
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Ah, see I didn't get that.
Probably because I pronounce the "r" where there's an "r", unlike you English types.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I read this in the style of Blackbeard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)

yarrrr.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)