I'm having humming-bird's ears and unicorn steak.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Again?
You really need to try new stuff
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Served on a peasant?
(Love the sig 'cow)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)

It turned up on my iPod when I was taking the dog out last week
Thought I needed a change of sig
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I'll bet anyone a fiver that Monty didn't like The Shamen.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I'm betting he once built a shed with Mr C or something

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I'll bet you a fiver Mr C owes him a tenner though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

This is not all that fair, you know.
I'm genuinely not a bullshitter. It's the fucking Shamen for Christ's sake - we're not talking about Hood-Butter's 'I had breakfast with Jimi Hendrix' yarn here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I'm not doubting you
I don't actually think Chompy's a rapist or that Darth is a bender, it's just good banter.

Actually, I do think chompy's a rapist.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)

I'm not a rapist.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:10, Reply)

yeah, but see, that's just what a rapist WOULD say.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:23, Reply)

True to form, I prefer their early stuff.
I really like their first LP 'Drop' which is a psychedelic rock record with no dance influence at all. Jesus Loves Amerika is a good single as well. Later stuff: awful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Late to the party, but I concur.
Although I did like some of the stuff from Boss drum as well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:09, Reply)

One of my pals was secretly boffing the bird of one of The Shamen.
Then he died in a drugs/swimming accident and so she gave him all of his clothes. Nice girl.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Stuart Lubbock was your mate?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Put his fag out in the pool.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Hahahaha!
I call bullshit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

One of the Shamen drowned while swimming "off his napper" in the Canaries, i think.
late 80s/early 90s. That part is true. Only Monty can tell you if the 16 year-old him had mates boffing musician's ladies, I fear.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Will Sinnott?
that was a fair while ago.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)

1991

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

sounds about right.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Imagine seeing your lover walking about dressed in your dead boyfriend's clothes.
That is fucking odd.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Yeah. Agreed

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Monty, tell us about the time when you chopped of a drug dealer's head with a samori sword and the police let you off because you were doing the comunity a favour.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I think perhaps the beheading element of that story is an embellishment
but on my life the murder took place. I know at least two of the people involved - and if anyone is so naive as to think that when a notorious criminal gets murdered the old bill try particularly hard to catch who did it, as opposed to, say a kid who goes missing, they are a deluded mug.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Bollocks.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:56, Reply)