In the land of the blind, trousers are optional.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:01, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I love this.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)

and the one eyed man is a perve

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Slight threadjack
did anyone see the soldier's bit on Top Gear? They were talking about some guy who was blinded and was a massive Man Utd fan. They swapped his Man Utd shirts for Liverpool ones
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Yes.
Those squaddies are a scream.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

The guy that had "only" lost a foot
The other more severely injured guys were saying it was a "flesh wound" and a "scratch".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Actually, I did admire their attitude and the challenge they set themselves.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Me too.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I thought they were cunts.
Well, I'm sure I would have if I'd have seen it. But then if I'd have been watching it, that would have made me a bigger cunt than them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

"made me a bigger cunt"
You misunderestimate yourself!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I fear the world would break were Monty to watch Top Gear

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

No point.
He couldn't afford a car anyway.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

That's both cruel and brilliant at the same time.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I think it should be pointed out he was temporarily blinded
and they were aware, I think, that he would recover his sight

Otherwise, it's a bit ... harsh.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I'm not sure they did know!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)

one of them said something like
"so when his sight recovered..." ... I took that to mean they had a good idea it would happen, but you might be right. Squaddies, eh? lovable intolerant borderline psychopaths.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Dont forget the racism

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

The one-eyed man wanking like his life depends on it is (Jonathan) King

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)