I hate to break it to you, but that's not a good tip.
I'm not very domestic, I hate cleaning and go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks without cleaning my bathroom and I can't even remember the last time I cleaned my shower.

alt: I don't like breaking my routine. In fact, I hate it so much that if someone has the audacity to ask me to do something during the week, not only do I get angry [they ought to know I'll say no!!!], I also make sure I don't do it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:48, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

then do the opposite
make nice portraits by standing back, zooming in and using natural light coming from the side
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I thought that both of those tips were "general knowledge"
though if you asked me to do anything other than point and click a camera I couldn't help
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)

me too

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)

You should apply for a job EVERYDAY for the next year
*Basks in my evil genuis*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)

are you OK when you plan things in advance?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Probably. The thing is, is that my pup is in her cage 9 hours out of the day.
What really pisses me off, is not that people ask me to go out and do things with them, but they expect me to just put her back in her cage after she's been in all day. It's not right, and it's not fair to her.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)

It's a dog.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)

your face is a dog

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)

All this dog talk....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)

My face is two dogs fucking and one of them isn't too keen.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Okay, fine.
If she's in her cage too long she's like the tazmanian devil and keeps me up all night.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Beat it.
Honestly. It's a dog. I don't want to come across all animal hater or owt, but it's a dog. If it thinks it's the fucking boss and makes a racket all night then kick it until it remembers that it's just a dog and you're a person and it's. Just. A. Dog.

/barbara woodhouse

edit: also ... why is it in a cage? Why isn't it out in the yard chasing its tail and eating its own shit? Is it a tiger? That would be awesome cool. You could train a chimp to bottle feed it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Shhhhhhhh!
Gonz might hear.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Awww. The big soppy heeb.
I'd keep him in the yard and make him eat his own shit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)

but on toast
with some kind of fancy sauce
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Of course.
I'm not some sort of monster.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)

because it's hotter than hell outside, there's no fence here
And she'll destroy my room if left out
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Swap it for a cougar or a jackal something.
Really ... what's the point of buying of buying a dog that can't survive outside?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

she was free!
And she's gorgeous. And she's definitely a princess. Her dresses will get ruined.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure I understand why people would be particular about cleaning a shower.
It gets washed every time you use it. And it's not like you take a shit in it very often.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Alright shambo?
Seanconneryblytonesqueracismlols
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I have no idea what this means so I'm going to smile and nod.
*smiles and nods*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Sean Connery saying the word Sambo would sound like 'Shambo'.
'Sambo' is an Enid Blyton era racist term for a coloured, and Shambo is a shortened version of your B3ta username. I merely put these facts together in the manner of a joke.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I now understand and appreciate your humorous response.
Many thanks. I am fine.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Pleased to hear it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Hair conditioner and shave gel cause a bit of soap scum.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I wouldn't know.
I use soap and I don't shave owt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Don't you have a wife?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Yes.
I should imagine she probably cleans the shower from time to time.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Mould innit.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Open your windows.
That's damp, not lack of hygiene.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)