No and neither was she

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

She was fucking stunning.
Alright fella, how's the new arrival?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Good thanks, she is incredibly sweet and so good, she never cires really unless she needs a very big poo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)

She's about ten inches long
How big a poo can she need?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

massive, but it's all soft

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I've always wondered
if breast milk is so good for them, and they 'eat' it at such regular intervals, how come so much of it is 'waste recycled'? Surely they should be using a lot more than they do.

As you can probably tell, I know fuck all about babies.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I have never wondered this if I'm honest!
At least breast milk poo doesn't smell, that comes with solids
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

It's bloody foul looking stuff though.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

but I'm led to believe that it is green, yes?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Their first couple are black/green like tar, which is cleaning out their guts
From then on it looks like mustard
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Smells delightful doesn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

i find it hardly smells at all tbh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Ahh, good good
How's the missus doing?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Tired but happy!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Good good, glad to hear it!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)