b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 1305623 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 837, 836, 835, 834, 833, ... 1

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

A 'Harry Potter experience'
I have no clue either, but she's doing schoolwork all day, so I said I'd try and get her one
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
a "harry potter experience" ?
is that where a spotty adolescent with glasses tries to get you to touch "his wand"?
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)
*Ejaculatis*

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)
*prematurejaculatis* ; more like.
*Virgino Expellaramus!*
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)
*Chlamydia disappearo*

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)
ooof. Right in the snitch.

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Maybe it'll stop you from boasting about your Beater's bat

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I'm more commenting on the intrinsic weakness of bears to penile assault, really.

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)
clickin all deez

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I really don't know
but I think I should get one as well. Compensation for the failure of an owl to appear on my eleventh birthday
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)
A shocking avian oversight.

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)
bet it left her 'owling with rage

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Poor 11-year-old Amberl
Her dreams tawny asunder
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I bet she wishes she'd never been barn.

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I'm eagle to contribute to this

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)
You're just hawking your puns all overthe place

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)
And each one receiving
raptor-ous applause
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)
and now you have
you must be high as a kite
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I bet she's drinking Kestrel

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Don't be so falcon ridiculous

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Are you calling amberl a Falconholic?

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)
falconpiss!

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)
There really is no way back from here
We're what's wrong with Western culture

c v
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

-iss unch
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)
OMLG
What kind of man punches a woman in the fanny?
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)
a HARD one.

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Pages: Latest, 837, 836, 835, 834, 833, ... 1