I am ridiculously hot.
The weather's not bad either.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you made that joke yesterday
or at least you told us how it bombed with a pretty lady
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Maybe I have alzheimer's, I keep forgetting things.
But at least I don't have alzheimer's.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:06, Reply)

you're like a joke machine, baz

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:09, Reply)

You can tell I'm one of those guys who's bloody mental, always up for a laugh.
My nickname is ledge and I don't drink cans of beer, I chug them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:17, Reply)

oh dear
you sound like a 'character'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:23, Reply)

On a related note this is the best Twitter account ever
twitter.com/fuckingledge

We ALL know someone like that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:28, Reply)

not personally

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:31, Reply)

A colossal prick?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:42, Reply)

evening

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Bonjourno.
This heat is going to kill me. How the hell does everyone cope?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:09, Reply)

open the window

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I went to the beach yesterday. Swam in the ocean and everything.
DID almost lose my toes to frost bite though...
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:21, Reply)

swimming in the ocean
sounds far more exotic than swimming in the sea, but I imagine for your purposes/porpoises they are both about the same
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:24, Reply)

pretty much?
our beaches are at the Southern Ocean, yours are at the North Sea/Atlantic depending on where you go. But god almighty, after a cold winter they weren't very warm just yet!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:26, Reply)

I'm thinking about
having my hair cut and losing a couple of stone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:10, Reply)

that's some heavy hair

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:12, Reply)

the two things may be mutually exclusive

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:15, Reply)