The highlight of my day - apart from all the time spent in your charming company, fellow B3tans -
was when one of my more annoying colleagues pestered me for my £5 entry fee to our office fantasy football league. No, wait, it gets better. I handed over the fiver and told him, in front of our manager, that in future for that sort of money I expected him to swallow.

That's it. Fucking hell I'm bored.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You really need an urgent 'sexual discrimination in the workplace' course

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:05, Reply)

an urgent sexual discrimination in the workplace course to stop being such a zany chap

zany chap Bertie Woofter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)

bertie Woofter perishing leftfooter
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Greatest footballer of all time was left-footed

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Graham Le Saux?
I MADE A FOOTBALL JOYK!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:19, Reply)

This is good for two reasons

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)

What's the second?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Robbie Fowler famously bent over in a game and pointed his arse to him
calling him a big puff live on TV
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Ohhh, was DF refering to that ugly coke snorting pikey Fowler?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Of course I fucking wasn't
AA might think so, I hate the ugly cunt. Sporters was congratulating you on a) knowing Graeme le Saux was left-footed and b) implying that I was citing a gay footballer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:37, Reply)

I hope you're not thinking of that cunt Pearce

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Oooooooooooh dear
*prepares duelling pistols*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:24, Reply)

We've had this debate before mate
And you lost that time as well.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)

No I didn't
You suggested you were a better full-back than the best player ever to occupy an England shirt in that position. Which is patently ludicrous, even by B3tan standards.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Not quite
I said I was better than Pearce. Different thing altogether!

And I'm not half as ugly.

Anyway, got to run. Laterz.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:37, Reply)

if you're not dancing on the edge of a disciplinary
work is no fun
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)

The highlight of my day was comparing compliment slip designs to use for the company
Their similarity and blandness was a sight to behold. Reminded me of that scene in American Psycho.

Then again, most things make me think about smashing Jared Leto in the head with an axe.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:08, Reply)

'That's bone'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:10, Reply)

And you have the nerve to call me a gay

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:11, Reply)

on that theme
may I apologise. I did my first 'Darth is gay' joke the other day. I'd avoided it up until then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:13, Reply)

You're the first person ever to apologise for it as far as I can recall
(which is typically not very far)

Thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Your painting is good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:18, Reply)

why, thank you sir

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:19, Reply)

It reminds me of Paris or something
1880s Paris
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:19, Reply)

A very lonely 1880's Paris

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Hey, it wasn't all Kylie Minogue and that Aussie bint you know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I fucking hate that film
and even I know it was set in turn-of-the-century Paris
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I haven't watched it so I don't
Musical innit = SHIT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)

musicals are great
although I've never seen it (I'm assuming you're talking moulin rouge?)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Right on both counts
Musicals are awesome, if done well.

Moulin Rouge is not done well.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I will avoid it then
There was a few seconds (during traumatic time in life) in which I was suddenly surprised by the fact that everyone wasn't singing what they said. Musicals are for melodrama
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:35, Reply)

A couple of the pictures it's based on
is in Italy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I remember that, I was there, I was.....er, drunk I think
I may need to apologise to someone as well, I'll be back.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I think I was insulting you or something

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

*checks*
Nope, no insults, just 'Carry On' sytle innuendo and talking a load of ol' toot.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:30, Reply)

well, that makes a change

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:32, Reply)