Alright Bazza.
Did you have it large down Tottenham last night?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I was at a house party in Dalstan, on the way to the tube station this morning we went to have a look.
Walked for what seemed like forever, got to Tottenham High Road eventually. It was like something out of a zombie movie, the amount of burnt out cars was mental. Never seen anything like it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Was it like the Nigerian Whites had been on the piss down the High Road?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Yes in the same respect it was very civilised anarchy.
We went past JD Sports being looted, all the yoots were queueing up outside in an orderly fashion waiting to go in. How brilliant is that?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)

this is when you need a camera

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I hope you treated yourself to a new coat.
Well, I say 'treated' I mean, 'helped'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)

This man dem could barely see straight when I was walking though there this morning.
Plus I was wearing a Hawaiian shirt whilst literally everyone else in the area was head to toe in black, I reckon I'd have been the easiest and most hilarious arrest the police would ever make.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Maybe they thought you were like Magnum P.I and working undercover for the feds!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Not with my lack of ability to grow facial hair.
My shirt was far worse than any Selleck has ever worn though, it's brilliant: a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/283550_120819324681161_100002592826021_129340_1030378_n.jpg

That's Dianne by the way, a lovely transsexual who tried to get me to do a gram line of ketamine in the women's bogs. I said no.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Dianne reminds me of Barbara the taxi driver from The League of Gentlemen

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Like a weekend in Basildon then?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)