baddum tish!
I'm regretting my ambitions. I'm trying to do elaborate irish crochet with 0.10mm wire. I can barely see what I'm doing. I might have to get a craft magnifier, but that would make me REALLY old
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

sweetie, you're closer to 40 than you are 30.
You ARE old.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

not until december, surely!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

I thought you were 35?
Once you get past there, you're closer to 40 than 30.

It's SCIENCE!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I am
but when I'm 35 1/2 I'm closer to 40. That's how I see it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Not how it works, kid.
One day past 35, into the second half of your thirties.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)

:(
but, but, I don't want to be oooold
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Look, I'm going to be 40 in two years
If I'm going down, I'm taking you all with me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I'm not sure I want
to come to the pier, now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

We get an OAP discount...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:00, Reply)

i'll bring my crocheting
and we can have a nice sit down on a bench and look at seagulls and say it's not as good as it was in our day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

and all the youngsters can listen to their hippity hop on their poddies
and throw chips at us.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Damn you maths, damn you to hell

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)

one day past 25 and you are closer to being 50 than being born, that's old.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:51, Reply)

young = 0 - 25
middle aged = 26 - 50
Old = 51 - 75
post 75 = borrowed time
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

People referring to 50-65 as 'middle-aged' = delusional

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I imagine you were middle aged at 20
You know, cos you do big drugs an that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I agree with this

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Anything older than forty is old, not middle aged.
I have five more years of being young, I'm down with that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Woo hoo, still young!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

in the words of Quiote
"anyone below 25 is not a real person"*

*may not be exact words or intention
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)