Yeah, fuck that.
I've just had a look on Facebook and I think there are pictures of Berk and her boyfriend dancing at a wedding. They look very cute.

But sadly he appears to be ginger.

How would you best tell someone you like that they should dump their partner because of the colour of their hair?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:58, 103 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ask them if they want their potential children to be bullied
if they reply with obvious logic, accuse them of being a child-bullier
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I find pointing and laughing seems to work the best.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I've disguised their faces but left his hair.


I think she's lucky in that he's a sort of browny ginger.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:03, Reply)

But he's definitely got a ginger beard.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:03, Reply)

RANGA!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Yeah', AA totally still would though, yeah'.
GREAT PERSONAL DEFLECTION.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Him or her?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Her, I'm not about to widdled down with someone who lets their insecuritys get the better of them.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I mean "Her, AA is not about to...."
because we're not talking about me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:30, Reply)

There is a women on the telly who is in love with the burlin wall. I mean, seriously, the wall. She's almost in tears about it.
She sleeps with a plastic model of it. Seriously. Apparently she got married to the eiful tower. Seriously. She dumped the eiful tower for the burlin wall. the wall. seriously.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:34, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erika_Eiffel
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Fucking hell, what a mental.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

As someone who has hair which apparently marks me out as an empty-headed bimbo
I side with the gingers

stop this hairism now!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:04, Reply)

there's nothing wrong with being a ginger.
I have red in my hair and mostly alright.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:04, Reply)

But your hair colour does increase your chances of getting fingered.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)

from 0.5% to 0.7%?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Head to the next bash
That'll increase your chances hugely.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Your chatup lines just get worse and worse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Morning Monty. I am def going to be in London w/e of the 20th so if you do fancy a beer at some point
I will be staying in Streatham? but happy to travel if you are about.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I'm afraid I am allergic to South London but by all means let's have a pint or two.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Good man, I'll gaz you nearer the time.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)

When you next heading Alderley Edge way?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)

September I think. One of the girls is moving into a flat with a sauna/wet room.
Too tempting.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Awesome

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

What can I say, I'm getting lazy!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)

um...yay?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I met up with an okcupid girl last week. Think I might close my account.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

as in she was awesome and better than you can imagine
or that it was such a disaster it's not worth it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

as in
A) not the same girl as the pictures, not even similar.
B) Borderline retarded
C) Smelly
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

hey! I didn't realise that was you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

HAHAHA
Nice leggings you had on... were you aware the world could see your X-men pants?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:22, Reply)

but they are my best ones!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:23, Reply)

You just like having wolverines face on your snatch!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:27, Reply)

FYI, those sideburns weren't printed on, they were poking out.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:28, Reply)

This deserves a click

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Was she going Rogue?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:27, Reply)

there's a storm in my pants
and it's rated X
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:30, Reply)

*unzips*
I call mine Cyclops.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I don't know anything about the X Men
so I can't join in with these puns.

Curses!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:38, Reply)

they wear lycra and are bent

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)

and it spits like Toad

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)

It's a Beast.
She loved it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

May I just say
'fuck off you nerds'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)

you're on the internet
so no
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Not to worry, I won't be there.
I'm simply commenting on the success many people have had at bashes.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I've been to 3 and nothing!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

You could do a poppet
and charge a cancellation fee
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Not the best!
Must try harder.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

That sounds like the alcohol content of BK's favourite beer.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Gingers are becoming extinct I reckon she owes it to the planet to breed with this bloke.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Would you like an update from Sheila?
PLEASE KEEP SAFE AND ONLY GO ON JOURNEYS THAT ARE ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY PLEEESE. NEVER, IN MY 66 YEARS, CAN I EVER REMEMBER BEING FRIGHTENED OF STEPPING OUT OF MY OWN FRONT DOOR. SHOOT THEM ALL!!!! THIS SCUM WHO ARE NOW INVADING OUR PEACEFULL LIVES!!!! AND ON A HAPPIER NOTE, HAPPY FIRST WEDDING ANNIVERSARY TO OUR SWEETIES, MISH AND ELL.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:24, Reply)

What's going on, Gonz?
Who's doing it, and what are they on about? I don't understand whay g'wan!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I'm going to use the words "Hoodies", which is the non-racial slur for a person from a london council estate/tower.
Last week a "hoodie" fired at a police man, and it hit the blokes radio and the bloke survived. The police shot back and killed the "hoodie". Some people went to protest in t'ham on saturday, which is fine and all that, but all the "hoodies" from the " 'states" decided to get involved and fuck shit up. They trashed T'ham high street and Wood Green. I reckon mob mentality took over, they saw a load of hoodies getting free shit from JB Sports and thought "I'll 'ave a bit of that", so the lot from enfield* decided to get involved and fucked up a lot there.

I have loads of mates who are amazed at the distruction, and are quite iffy about going out now, even though all the troubles are over until late tonight 'cus the Hoodies don't get up 'till 3 in the afternoon anyway. It's not unforeceable that it'll head up my way, except there are no big-name shops 'round here that they'd be interested in.

In a way, it's making a mockery of rioting, they're rioting based on what kind of free shit they can get, it's comercialisim in anarchy.

* Actually, I doubt it was people from enfield, probaly Ponder's End, which also got fucked up. Enfield has some nice and shit areas, I'm on the border of it. But anyway, you don't riot in your own streets and you don't fuck up your own doorstep.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Is it rioting based on an actual principle then?
or just 'a bad boy got killed while being bad and we're using it as an excuse to loot' kind of rioting?

If you're over that way, pick me up something nice, will you? I could use a tablet PC....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:45, Reply)

The second one, I reckon, and the fact that they're after JB Sports rather than, say, the curries next door, shows how fucking thick they are.
You could carry a hell of a lot more in value of equipment from the electronics shops than you can in JB Sports.

Hah, if they kick off in S'gate, you can get some nice kabab or some chairty-shop clothes. Actually, there are a few computer/mobile phone shops, you wouldn't even get arrested as their stuff is all fenced anyway.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I think it's quite funny, but then I am a cunt.
Fair play to the opportunists, they know ever cozzer in the land is, or was, in Tottenham last night. So they had free reign everywhere else.

Lol: lockerz.com/s/127604682
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Oh lol, that's totally gonna be a new fassion thing, badge of honor and all that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Oh man you are SO RAGGA.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Oh man, I *so* am!
Back in 'the day', I bought the cassette single of Boom shakalak by Apache Indian.

I still fucking love it too, no matter who says it's 'fucking shit'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:47, Reply)

'come a dance al la groove'
Fuckin tune
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:51, Reply)

rasta mouse
has a lot to answer for. true dat
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I have never seen Rasta Mouse
and find your pop culture reference confusing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2O30pDefKs

de eazi crew
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Rasta Mouse would never steal

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)

no he's here to make a bad ting good

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Exactly.
I don't understand why he didn't pop over from the Lollibops festival and sort it all out with his talent for investigation and his calm wisdom.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

president wensledale will hear of this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Jurisdiction though Cavy.
He's only president of Mouse Land.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:02, Reply)

perhaps
rastamouse is arguing right now with the police to be let onto the case
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Ah, RastaMouse, eases the pain.
Chief: You busted up that crack house pretty bad, RastaMouse. Did
you really have to break so much furniture?
RastaMouse: You tell me, Chief. You had a pretty good view from behind
your desk.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:11, Reply)

You're just jealous because he has a smaller than average penis!
Good morning, OT. What does today hold in store for us today?

I'm currently at Computers for Spastics, and we're down to one married couple who are seriously struggling. And that's just me and mr b3th...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)

baddum tish!
I'm regretting my ambitions. I'm trying to do elaborate irish crochet with 0.10mm wire. I can barely see what I'm doing. I might have to get a craft magnifier, but that would make me REALLY old
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)

sweetie, you're closer to 40 than you are 30.
You ARE old.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

not until december, surely!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

I thought you were 35?
Once you get past there, you're closer to 40 than 30.

It's SCIENCE!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I am
but when I'm 35 1/2 I'm closer to 40. That's how I see it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Not how it works, kid.
One day past 35, into the second half of your thirties.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)

:(
but, but, I don't want to be oooold
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Look, I'm going to be 40 in two years
If I'm going down, I'm taking you all with me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I'm not sure I want
to come to the pier, now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

We get an OAP discount...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:00, Reply)

i'll bring my crocheting
and we can have a nice sit down on a bench and look at seagulls and say it's not as good as it was in our day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

and all the youngsters can listen to their hippity hop on their poddies
and throw chips at us.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Damn you maths, damn you to hell

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)

one day past 25 and you are closer to being 50 than being born, that's old.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:51, Reply)

young = 0 - 25
middle aged = 26 - 50
Old = 51 - 75
post 75 = borrowed time
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

People referring to 50-65 as 'middle-aged' = delusional

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I imagine you were middle aged at 20
You know, cos you do big drugs an that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I agree with this

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Anything older than forty is old, not middle aged.
I have five more years of being young, I'm down with that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Woo hoo, still young!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

in the words of Quiote
"anyone below 25 is not a real person"*

*may not be exact words or intention
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)

badumtish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)

It's not restricted to hair colour per se, but I like to do this when walking past a hairdressers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q634WOrqsfA
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

by fax

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:45, Reply)

With a spoon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

WITH A KNIFE!!!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

faxpiss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Fuck me
He's also appears to be drinking Fosters. String him up I say.
( Peej, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I've just had the misfortune of listening to the song
which is currently at the top of our hit parade.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Oh dear...can i suggest some Slayer to clean it out?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:18, Reply)

I just bought myself some Scary Go Round T-Shirts
to cheer myself up.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)