You should wake them up in the middle of the night
by applying gaffa tape to their hands and mouth, before asking them if they are worried about their precious little dog. Then lean close and say "Now don't you go being a smart Kaffir" before walking off and letting the dog in the bedroom as you leave.


This is funny because she is South African.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

nailed to the ceiling
for additional fun and games
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Using a nail gun

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:26, Reply)

from a distance

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)

This is no time for Midler

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)

hahahaha
edit: that's the funniest thing I've read today. I'm still sniggering
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Cheers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)

haha

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)

certainly easier to nail a dog to a ceiling that way
I can't help thinking a traditional hammer and nail approach is just going to be too awkward.

Screwfix might be the way to go, though.

Wait - is it the dog or the in-laws we're nailing to the ceiling? Or the baby? Actually, I'm going to go with the husband, I don't think there have been sufficient answers involving violence towards the husband yet.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Simply add Some "no more nails" to the dogs testicles and press to ceiling

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Even simpler - apply "no more nails" to the dog's testicles
and with a little patience, you will have created the canine ouroborous.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Or if we're going to be using No More Nails
I suggest a Human/Dog Centipede hybrid, with the dog in the middle
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)

And Jeff at both ends.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)

best sub thread of the day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:33, Reply)