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I'm glad "double-dipping" sounds nothing at all like a dubious sexual metaphor

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
It's alright for you, you only have to deal with one hole 'down there' on your partners
What about the rest of us, WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH TWO! How do you think that makes us feel? Double dipping is the only option!
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)
*polite applause*
And a click
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)
i could go for some 'double dipping' about now

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)
*volunteers*
*not actually sure what he's getting himself in for*
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Just along the "Road to Grimsby"

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Makes a change from going to Dunstable.

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Turn left at Dunstable

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)
HAHA mindpiss.

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)
There's good news and bad
The good: you get to have FULL SEX WITH A WOMAN, and a B3tan at that, unchartered territory for you I believe.

The bad: you have to go to Swansea
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I think we've already estrablished that he's already put his penis in this:

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)
I even played ringtoss with the onion rings!
Also, I'd like to point out, there's never been any confirmation from anyone about whatever Bella and I did (or did not) do.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Motherfucker please

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Seriously.
Look back through all posts, there has never been any admittal to anything but a snog, I believe.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Yeah right, a snog between your rapidly detumescing cock and her tandoori chicken encrusted vadge.

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)
You just know that afterwards
it'd look like Coronation Chicken
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)
HAHAHAHA!

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Fantastic.

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Oh, megaboke

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I <3 u about 25% more now.

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Haha

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I text both of you regularly

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I meant on here, numbnuts.

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I know
I'm outing you
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Thanks for that.

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)
There are worse things to accuse a man of

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Beak
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1310696
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I'm actually feeling quite nauseous at my response there, I do apologise for that.

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Best use of street slang by a middle class white man EVAH!

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Yeah I was pretty pleased with it
Playa
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)
There's nothing like a bread roll
with squidgy mayonnaise inside
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Sounds like a store bought tuna mayonnaise sandwich
Also, they both smell vaguely of fish...
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Are you chatting me up?

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)
wel if it's double dipping
I'm going to need you and aa

oh and a donkey and some gladioli
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Bobby forgot the donkey
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1309424

nsfw, depending on your bosses attitude to mspaint
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Resistance to local tradition is futile

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

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