I don't want to blow your mind
but as the last thread revealed, there are whole sites of this stuff now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well that's just unbelievable.
Who on earth would want to see other people having sex?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I don't know Al, I just don't know
Who on earth would want to HAVE sex for that matter?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Certainly everyone on the internet
though they would have to be shown what it was first.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

people who haven't given up on it entirely?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Shh you
It's a valid life choice I tell you /sobs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

ha, you're 22
you have years and years of great sex ahead of you.

just avoid the cyclists (it makes them impotent)...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Where do you go to talk about it though?
I had sex 3 times this weekend, and I feel that I need to tell the world.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

I hear www.b3ta.com is good
but you might have to draw a diagram of what it is first
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)

With a man or a woman?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Both

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

GET IN!
Congrats.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

I'm not proud of myself, Al.
I mean, I only fucked her so she'd shut the hell up and go to sleep.
Now I understand how a man feels. *shutters*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Nah, we only do it so WE can shut up and go to sleep.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

I know a lad who fell asleep mid-coitus
which is the pinnacle of sexual achievement. The girl was not amused. She was even less amused at how funny we all found it.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

that was her first mistake

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

were you in the room at the time?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Actually yes. I was trying to sleep on the other side of the dining table.
There really isn't any polite way of getting up and leaving when somebody's shagging ten foot away. After he fell asleep though, it seemed like the worst had already happened.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

serves her right for shagging in front of other people

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Wasn't the first or the last time.
You get used to it.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)

yeah
if you're a dirty voyeur.

urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Just because your neuroses
mean that you have to have sex with the lights out and sheets wrapped around both you and him and a blindfold for him in case your sheet slips.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I just think people enjoy rubbing my face in them getting action whilst I'm not.
I don't enjoy people boning in front of me, but I'm not particularly fussed about it, either.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Some people have no shame, swipe.
They couldn't care less if someone else is in the room, and sometimes it's easier to just lay there and try to fall asleep.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I've found myself in this position several times.
The problem is that 3 times have been in the same house, in the same fucking room! (friends house, not mine)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)

was his name piston?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Piston would have fucked her through the floorboards and into the basement.
His username came after that accident in which he bent his nob.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)

My brother spent a few weeks convincing his extremely self concious girlfriend to give him a blowjob
After a drunken night, she agrees. He lies back, she gets down to it, he falls asleep.

Took him another 3 months to convince her to do it again. Same situation, both drunk, she gets down to it, he falls asleep again. How she didn't dump him is still beyond both of us.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)

lol good skills

( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Hers must have been fucking dreadful
for him to all asleep.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)

He's said it wasn't that
And I quote 'Let's face it, I was pissed, comfortable, and getting something I enjoyed. Why wouldn't I fall asleep?'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Better than the old teeth-dragging horror, I guess.

( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)

hahahaha
still, she sounds up tight
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)

lucky you
i only got it once on saturday (he was very hungover, which i feel is a poor excuse).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)