so, erm
are we going to have to have a roll call for all london b3tans to check they are alive?

what's the theme-tune to this riot? I've not been watching the news
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:43, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm here and OK so far.
It's Stunned I'd worry about as he's in Lewisham.

Theme tune:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiQoq-wqZxg
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:46, Reply)

They're all at the chinese, the place is packed with hoodies, I want to yell out the window "I PREDIECT A DIET" but they'll firebomb my house =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Where you at Gonz?
I forget.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Southgate, on the high street (not 'high street', but the high street, which is called something else, which I won't say on here out loud).

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Good luck.
Nothing going on here, except vans headed for Lewisham, but with Peckham on one side and Deptford on the other, for once I am glad there are no decent shops in new cross. I cannot see them looting Perfect Fried Chicken, so should be relatively safe.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:54, Reply)

I got a great mental imagine of some hoodie making off with an elephant-leg from a kabab shop and giving his whole 'state e coli 'cus they can't cook it properly.
True story, I was once at a house party, was sent for food, I came back with £50 worth of kabab'n'chips for everyone (which is quite a bit for a 17 year old), but the best thing was, I got two bottles of Burger Sauce. Totally pulled 'cus I got that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:03, Reply)

well don't forget to post
if your house is on fire
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:55, Reply)

Haha, I won't =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Gone as far as Beckenham and Croydon now.
Word on the street is Bromley is getting hit up tonight, I'm 100% getting involved if that happens. There's some stuff I want from Gap.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:49, Reply)

*uploads your photo to the FRDB*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Romford too, I've heard

( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:52, Reply)

i only just remembered my brother is in London -
where's all this compared to canary wharf?

also - shit - my cousin just went back to work. As a police officer.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Yay!
What do they look like? We need a hero!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:53, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCOPuGBg_W0
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:53, Reply)

She's tall, dark haired
and apparently looks enough like me to obviously be related.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Does she have nice tits, and is she 'well fit?'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:12, Reply)

*shrugs*
she's my cousin - I ain't noticed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Are you sure you are Welsh?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:14, Reply)

*glares*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Canary wharf is about as safe as It gets I reckon
So far it's mostly kicking off in poor areas and/or ones with bigger than average ethnic minority populations. Canary Warf is rich and white.

Edit: your cousin is fucked though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:56, Reply)

and my brother probably hasn't left the house in a week

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:57, Reply)

"Land of Hope and Glory".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:54, Reply)