ANAL!

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:00, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Damnit, where are my points?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I've got a point you can have.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)

hurr hurr

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:04, Reply)

well hello young lady.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Young?
I thought we covered this last night?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Good point.
but just because you're old enough to be considered and adult (unlike the despicable Cavey) does not make you old, if memory serves you're about my age,and thus still quite young and definitely prev-fodder.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)

prev away, my man

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)

*pervs, pervs hard*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Well, now you've just made me look silly :-(

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)

oh dear, I really am gonzy today.
I saw (and corrected) it in my last post, but not in my first, or yours. Oh FSS.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Aren't you and Cavy both 35?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)

No, she is 1 year and 2 days younger than me.
And thus a child.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)

which is why he is considerably
more senile than I
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I have no idea why I theorised that you two make a cute couple
None at all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Glad to see you admit it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)

^this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I never did get that.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)

If b3th and I agree on something then it must be correct
Those are the rules
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Probably something to do with having a face and ear-rings.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Who are you again?
you look familiar but all you half-formed foetus-people look alike to me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)

You must be the only person I know with a 15" deep anal passage
person girl
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I never said I had that big an anal passage! golly.
How presumptuous of you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Sorry, who's your boyfriend?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:06, Reply)

it is HIS black rubber cock. I don't use it thank you.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)

experiment - you said you loved anal

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I only said it for the points. ;)

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I believe if it's on here
it's legally binding
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Aha, well that's for me to know and for no one else to ever find out,

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)

if no-one else ever finds out
that's rather defeating the point, surely?

"I like anal but I'm never going to do it in case they find out"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:27, Reply)

ahaha that's not what I said at all.
I didn't say whether or not other people know already. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)

If you do you'll never have to strain when pushing out a hard poo again

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)

voice of experience^

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)

points!
(sorry, I made a thread then ran off to pack)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)