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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Threadstomping monster!
So, what unusual things do you love/like a lot?

points to the first person who says 'anal'
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:59, 160 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
ANAL!

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:00, Reply)
Damnit, where are my points?

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:02, Reply)
I've got a point you can have.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)
hurr hurr

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:04, Reply)
well hello young lady.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Young?
I thought we covered this last night?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Good point.
but just because you're old enough to be considered and adult (unlike the despicable Cavey) does not make you old, if memory serves you're about my age,and thus still quite young and definitely prev-fodder.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)
prev away, my man

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)
*pervs, pervs hard*

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:11, Reply)
Well, now you've just made me look silly :-(

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)
oh dear, I really am gonzy today.
I saw (and corrected) it in my last post, but not in my first, or yours. Oh FSS.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)
Aren't you and Cavy both 35?

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)
No, she is 1 year and 2 days younger than me.
And thus a child.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)
which is why he is considerably
more senile than I
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:17, Reply)
I have no idea why I theorised that you two make a cute couple
None at all
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:19, Reply)
Glad to see you admit it.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)
^this

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)
I never did get that.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)
If b3th and I agree on something then it must be correct
Those are the rules
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Probably something to do with having a face and ear-rings.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)
Who are you again?
you look familiar but all you half-formed foetus-people look alike to me.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)
You must be the only person I know with a 15" deep anal passage
person girl
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)
I never said I had that big an anal passage! golly.
How presumptuous of you.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:04, Reply)
Sorry, who's your boyfriend?

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:06, Reply)
it is HIS black rubber cock. I don't use it thank you.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)
experiment - you said you loved anal

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)
I only said it for the points. ;)

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)
I believe if it's on here
it's legally binding
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:11, Reply)
Aha, well that's for me to know and for no one else to ever find out,

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)
if no-one else ever finds out
that's rather defeating the point, surely?

"I like anal but I'm never going to do it in case they find out"
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:27, Reply)
ahaha that's not what I said at all.
I didn't say whether or not other people know already. :P
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)
If you do you'll never have to strain when pushing out a hard poo again

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)
voice of experience^

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)
points!
(sorry, I made a thread then ran off to pack)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)
cheese and crisp sandwiches

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)
Ham, cheesy doritos and salad cream sandwiches are magnificent.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)
I don't like cricket
I love it
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)
I don't like Reggae
I love it.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Nobody's perfect

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)
That's not true though is it?
Women think they are.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)
What woman thinks that?
I for one am well aware of my defecits!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)
I was going to say, I don't think that's true
I have masses of female friends and I only know one who has no hang-ups about her body. Some of the bullshit women come out with about their figures is absolutely incredible.

No offence, Poppet.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)
None taken. Boys are the same.
The seven year old brother of the boy I tutor is on a diet. A fucking diet. Because he thinks he's fat.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)
I may not be prefect but I don't think I have any hang ups.
This may be because I am actually awesome though.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:24, Reply)
*says nothing*

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)
I'm left wondering if I've just been insulted or complimented.
I shall choose to believe the latter and rise to a viprosian level of smugness.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I was being discreet : )
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)

cheers :)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)
yeah, but he is though.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:25, Reply)
if he actually was fat, I'd agree with you.
but this kid is a bit of string and nothing more.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:27, Reply)
The Music of WiIlliam shatner
and mackerel sandwiches.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)
there is nothing wrong with shatner
he's the man
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)
never said there was
but actually liking him is unusual.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)
i was mostly just agreeing with you

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:11, Reply)
As you should
on all matters.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)
pff!
funniest thing you've ever posted
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:13, Reply)
in a year and 2 days, you'll see how right I am.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:15, Reply)
You'll all be worshipping me for the sage that I am when you hit your forties.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:25, Reply)
I already think you're pretty wise.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)

wise
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)
I think that's the first positive use of the strike-through I've ever seen.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)
+very

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)
*tickles under chin*

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)
I like a variation of anal involving tongues.
But we've already delved into that subject.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

subject rectum
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:08, Reply)
Why do you like licking where shit comes from though?

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)
why do people like marmite?

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)
because they're weird.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)
and there we have our answer to both questions.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)
If they love it, I love it.
And I have practically no boundaries.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)
well hello young man.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)
What if they asked you to dress up in a tracksuit from asda while nibbling their earlobes?

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)
No one ever tells me what to wear.
I have limits. Plus if the girl I'm seeing hates an item of clothing I own I'll do my best to wear it as often as possible.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)
So you have limits but not bounderies?

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:47, Reply)
When it comes to people trying to influence my fantastic taste in clothes.
I have strict limits aka everyone gets told to fuck off. Everything else is boundary-less.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)
Haha!
You sartorial arse licker.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)
Good man.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)
Fleischsalat.
Fucking love the stuff.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)
given that you originally replied to barry
I thought that was some kind of tongue/arse sexual deviancy
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)
Hahaha!
That's why I ninja deleted it.

Although I am quite partial to any "kind of tongue/arse sexual deviancy". Like.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)
Peanut butter and vintage cheddar sandwiches ...
... but with black pepper and lime juice.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:15, Reply)
I fucking love taramasalata

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)
adopt a word
peasants

I have adopted frutescent
savethewords.org/
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:17, Reply)
Tortiloquy
As an habitual liar and slattern, it seems only fair that this should be my word.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)
oh my god!
I just adopted that one! Alos, ephydriad.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)
It wasn't imitation, AKSHUALLY
as I hadn't seen your post before I went there.
So there.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)
marmite and peanut butter sandwiches
actually, marmite and most things.

I'm dipping a marmite sandwich in some moroccan chicken soup at the moment
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:18, Reply)
urgh.
I hated marmite when I was there.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)
marmite, strong cheddar and cucumber sandwiches are amazing
and yes I'm aware that you hate cucumbers because you have a weird tongue or some shit
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)
peanut butter
goes best with lemon curd
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)
Peanut butter is useful only for making dogs look like they are talking in films

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)

oo ic like they are talking in films your balls
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Cavy doesn't have any balls

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)
I wasn't going to put "my" less it was misconstrued as me tempting labradors to lick my clockweights

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)
It was a lose lose situation

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)
I think Cavy reached the right conclusion
that therefore means almighty win for me.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)
fine
*hands over trophy*
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)
thanks
has your dog been licking this?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)
Yeah but only because I was resting my balls in it

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)
but you do
and you like dogs licking them
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)
I "invented" marmite and honey sandwiches as a teenager
I still think it works pretty well today.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)
I was bought up on Peanut Butter and Marmite sarnies and on toast

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)
sarnies on toast?
bread overload!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)
Yes, thats exactly what I meant

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)
I like men who like me.
That's bloody unusual.

Also sitting on the sofa in the dark and quiet for a while before I go to bed, just to mull things over.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)
canals.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:24, Reply)
I live near canals.
I agree on their awesomeness.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)
Especially if you want to knock off a soap character

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)
one should also never underestimate their strikethrough potential

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)
This
Every time I pass under the bridge to the canal basin (with those two words painted white on a black background) I think c ba
Oho I am a card, alright...
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)
I bloody love cana... er, narrowboat holidays

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)
I see they've brought Anderson back on to deal with his bunny ;)

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)
and Broad's got him.. :)

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Nipped for a quick shite and I miss all the fun

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)
They've got Dravid now.
Blimey. I'm working from home this afternoon; it'll be over by then ;)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)
So I see
I'm loving this Sky Go thing, have seen all the wickets on my phone
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)
cricinfo tells me that last one was damn near unplayable.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)
It was a beauty alright
I think any ball that does Rahul Dravid all ends up can be categorised as unplayable.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)
never a truer word spoken.
And with that I'm off to watch the afternoon and evening sessions with a couple of beers sorry, work from home.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)
Lucky bastard
Enjoy your afternoon sir
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)
That's where the dragons live, well, some of them, there is one in the grand canal in venice.
He's been there for 10 centuries now, they kind if built it around him, he has the noose that hanged Judas and the stone that locked jesus into a cave, and now he has the button that'll get you to the neitherlands and into filroy. The only way to seek audiance with him, if he does chose to speak to you, you need to put on the finest clothing in the land, have a chattoux briand that has been aged for exactly 1 month*, and jump from center of the nearest bridge to the mouth of the river. The dragon who lives in the canal in venice is the only known salt-water dragon, they normally don't like it because it spoils the steak.

* This is problimatic because some months have 28, 30 or 31 days. It's a month with 30 days you want.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)
I love you Gonz.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Oh, I forgot, you need to time your jump so your big toe hits the water at exactly on the first microsecond of the first second of the day.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)
Just saw this and lol'd
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14465150

I'm sure Monty would NOT be happy.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Haha!
Fantastic!!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)
just to balance this out
news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9560000/9560646.stm

rage
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)
I like how they've explained that
"T-shirts are a popular souvenir for rock fans"
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)
that made me grin too.
Incidentally, what are you packing for? Are you going some place?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Edinburgh
on an AEROPLANE!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)
WOW.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)
It's only way to get out of Wales

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)
I have to have a special pass or they don't let me out

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Have you had your jabs?

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)
I'm OK for most things
I'm not a born welshy, but there are new strains of things in Scotland, I think haggis are the main carriers.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)
So nothing genetic then, that's something I suppose
No one wants "sheep flu" to spread however
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Ham, cheese and branston pickle (large chunk only) toasties.
They are fantastic.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Hovis bread?

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:47, Reply)
If I have a choice, Warburtons Toastie
But Hovis is pretty damn good.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)
traitor

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Haha
I've only lived here a few years!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)
Sorry mate, can you give me the league code for the B3ta Fantasy Football again please?

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)
teh uplaod codez?

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)
What's your team called?

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)
Graham Le Saux all stars

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Pegasus Legacy OMLG
Are you playing? If so, does that mean everyone's going to learn your real name?

*sniggers*
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)
You know I have no interest in Kevball
Where does your team name come from?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)
A combination of Battlestar Galactica, me trying to be clever and outrageous gayness

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)
Dyslexics Untied

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)
That really should be my team!

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Actually needs MOAR SPASTIC

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)
I can't work out without googling if you mean 'united' as in, a group of people coming together, or as someone who is being unbound.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)
that's kind of the joke...

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Oh, it works then.

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:04, Reply)
870932-214321

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)
Cheers mate
Blimey, I've got no idea who any of these people are, save you and Sporters
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)
Erm, I might be able to provide a few more, but that's not exactly kosher, is it?

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Oh no, wasn't asking mate
Was just hoping to see more familiar names
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)
Ahh

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)
There appear to be some WOMEN involved
I assume this is a mistake. Also; how many "FC YourMum"-type names?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

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