After rachelswipe last thread
you're only ever going to look secure and confident.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm glad my mrs isn't a nutter like swipey

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)

A DIRTY nutter.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)

the two aren't mutually exclusive
my mrs is sensible, practical, talented, mostly logical and dirty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)

A logical woman?
I call bullshit.

Or WITCH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)

she's a chartered structural engineer, she has to be

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:41, Reply)

If we dissected her brain
we would find it had a masculine structure.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)

perhaps
mine is odd anyway I reckon. I exhibit all the useless traits of artistic and analytical types.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Mine too
I display all the worst traits of a 1950s salesman.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

There's an internet dating business waiting to happen here
www.logicalcougars.com, perhaps
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)

you calling my mrs old?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)

How old does one have to be to be classified as a cougar?
I have no idea how old Mrs V is, although logically I'd guess mid-to-late 20s
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)

cougar is late 30s onwards probably
mrs V is 29 next thursday
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

My bad
www.logicalgirls-noreally.com?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)

But it is true to say the dirtiest are also the nuttiest.
There is a venn digram that backs this genius truism up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:41, Reply)

meh, she's certainly dirty enough
and is a pleasure to live and have a relationship with.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)

She reads this site doesn't she, crawly bum lick?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I fucking hope not

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Oh come on mate
I think we can assume she's all of the above by virtue of them being a month shy of getting married
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

put it this way
we've been together for 7 years and never had an argument. We've had minor disagreements, but never an argument.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Some knob will step in now and say that arguments are healthy and if you don't have them there's not enough passion.
But I will stick up for you because it's a load of balls.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)

cheers BFF
it is a load of bollocks. just because you don't piss each other off and agree on a lot of things doesn't mean there's no passion.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Me and the missus didn't have an argument for several years
Once we had one I was very keen to avoid another. I fucking hate upsetting her. It's also bollocks to say that a lack of arguments equates to a lack of passion. Some people are just that compatible.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

or are capable of compromise and considering other points of view.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Capable of what now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Fore-warned is fore-armed Vippers, old boy.
I'd much rather know what was going on in a woman's head than not. I feel sorry for her boyfriend who has no clue that any of this stuff is whirling around in there and thus can't do anything about it.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)

it's the fine level of crazy there though
OMG he only put one x!!!

that's nuts.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Oh absolutely
but she's only picking up on that because she's stressing about less contact in the first place. If he were still texting her all the time, she'd probably barely notice.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)

oi!
i am not a nutter. i have just met a LOT of total dicks in my time.

A LOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I could give her a run for her money
although I am better at being oblivious to problems while stressing about things that aren't
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)