women have different priorities
your eyes may be all about the man's package and arse, but that doesn't mean that's what a woman looks for
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Good point
But really, muscular legs?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)

fuck knows
mine are muscular and it's never worked for me.

but then, nor has playing guitar or surfing or a good sense of humour, so basically women are fucking liars when they tell you what they look for in a man.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)

beards

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I have only met one woman who openly professed a love of beards
and she is going out with Monty.

Make of this what you will.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

OK
But he won't like it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

They are rarely open about it
In fact, they quite often don't realise it themselves. But they can't fight their instincts. Women love beards, despite what they may claim.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I'm glad to hear it
because mine is magnificent
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)

*keeps schtum*

( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

where do you keep it?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

The one place no woman wants to go
My pants.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Sense of humour goes a long way in my experience
Either that or I'm better-looking than I think I am, so definitely the sense of humour, really.

The "women like a man who can dance" thing is true, but only if she wants you to dance with her.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I know it's a cliché
but a dull, humour-less guy could be as fit as you like, but I still wouldn't want to be around him
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

yeah, but this is you, we're talking about
not, sadly a representative cross-section of women.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)

really?
I think I'm pretty normal
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

And you can say that with a straight face?
You are in no way normal. I actually quite like you (shut it Foxtrot) and I find normal people deathly dull. You're a weirdo, revel in it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)

that's the nicest thing you've ever said
I don't really want to be normal - but I think it's too difficult to be truly different than the other 6 billion people in the world, on some level everyone's a cliché
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

To you maybe.
This is all true.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I knew I chose wisely

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

When women say they want a man with a sense of humour
the unspoken but vital addendum is "...like mine."

It's no good thinking stuffing burning kittens up a scopers arse is funny if she works with special needs and volunteers at an animal shelter.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I think everyone means this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)