Can someone volunteer to keep an eye on gonz today please?
I've just read his bath post and am somewhat concerned that I'm going to get home and find him playing Rock Band naked with a bubble mohawk and drinking yop
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

CQ and I are a little worried we'll turn up on Saturday night and he'll be off his tree and cooking beans on toast.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I smell a reality show!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)

haha I wouldn't be surprised.
He cooked us lovely roasted figs with honey and chili and parma ham and cheese yesterday. It was pretty damn good, especially as I'd never had figs before. Oh and I should mention the figs were fresh from his mum's garden.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I could scoff that RIGHT NOW.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:32, Reply)

That's the second time I've heard of roasted figs with parma ham and cheese this week
How odd.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:32, Reply)

that sounds fucking lovely

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:33, Reply)

It was!
I am looking forward to Saturday foodtimes greatly :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)

the pub I used to work in did a starter of banana wrapped in ham, covered in cheese with a bit of cream poured over it
it sounds weird bubt it was absolutely delicious
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)

wrong
bananas are fucking vile
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)

only if they're too ripe.
just ripe ones are goooooorgeous.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)

error

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Have you been watching Mr T's craziest fools?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I certainly have
some how they have found better examples of amusing videos than I have seen anywhere else, and Mr T is amazing.

"Back in the 80s I invented the motorway..."

have you seen that Rick Dale the restoration guy from Pawn Stars now has his own show?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Rick Dale's show is disappointing.
American Pickers, on the other hand, is brilliant.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)

That show is magnificent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I like them green and almost crunchy
hey quick Aussie question, I heard that blackberries are the bane of Aussie farmers trying to grow other fruit and that they're seen as a pest because no one eats blackberries over there. So my question is: have you ever eaten a blackberry or is that seen as unpatriotic?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Wait a minute
you're going round to Chez Gonz, but you're not prepared to travel the ten minutes up the road to see me?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)

it's almost as if she hates you.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)

That would be a terribly naive assumption Kitty.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:44, Reply)

You never travel 10 minutes to see me :(

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I've done that three times!
Only you weren't there the first time.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Oh man we should totally arrange another brooks trip

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)

We should arrange one when BGB is in London
and then not invite her. Then she'll know how I feel.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)

she wouldn't care
pesky vegetarians
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)

again?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Last time he couldn't find any Yop

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)