^EXHIBIT A: Sociopath who can't stand someone not liking him.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:07, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

if Al couldn't stand people not liking him
then surely he'd be less of an insufferable cunt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:09, Reply)

It might explain the comfort-eating and stress-related pattern baldness though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:11, Reply)

nah
that's par for the course when you think riding a bike is socially acceptable and growing vegetables is a suitable alternative to a proper social life...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I just had a hair cut.
That's all they could find. One solitary hair.

And it was on my back.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Did they blow-dry it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:13, Reply)

He aimed the hairdryer at it
but it blew away.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Did you chase it down the street like a folorn child after a lost balloon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I think it might have belonged to my wife
so I can probably get another one this evening when I go home and cry alone in bed as she is out with her "girlfriends".

I hope that's not a euphemism for a man with a fuller head of hair than me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)

ahem
*runs hand through flowing locks while making suggestive 'I'm fucking your wife' gestures*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

interesting
how might those gestures go? i am trying to picture them and am failing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I suspect it involves 'spanking'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Right hand on left bicep, clench fist on left hand and raise and lower left forearm.
Traditionally accompanied by a Kenneth Connor 'coooorrrrr' noise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

this
plus the spanking style one

and the old favourite, the 'finger poked through another finger in the shape of a circle'
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Old skool classic there

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:32, Reply)

The cambodian pimp made this gesture
to enquire if I wanted to fuck the prostitute I had mistakenly asked for a massage from.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I was going to go with
*Extend left hand, fingers splayed, palm facing downwards at about crotch height*

*extend right hand perpendicular to the floor, fingers straightened out and together and waggle back and forth behind left hand*

*thrust groin backwards and forwards*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:26, Reply)

that was one of the ones I had in mind

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)

but aren't these just "fucking" ones?
why do they mean "i'm fucking your wife" ?

am i overthinking this?

to help me out, right, can you take some pics of yourself in each pose and post them? ta muchly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)

it's all about context
if it helps, imagine that I'm doing the gestures after pointing either at his wife, or a picture of his wife
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:33, Reply)

*does exactly the same as Vippers*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

*rinses*
*repeats*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Al doesn't need to do that
because he doesn't have enough hair

this makes him less virile and attractive to women
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)

For some reason this "in case we were too subtle before" post
has made me laugh out loud
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I'm particularly enjoying the mental image of Monty and Vippers
both running their fingers through their hair whilst tilting their noses up.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Like some kind of croissant/Timotei collaborative advertising campaign

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)

He thinks everyone loves it and it adds to his brilliance.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)

is that the trait of a sociopath?
I must be one
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I'll be honest I have no idea.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

It goes along with your terrible bullying nature.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)

shall we be accomplices?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)

You should start a bullying gang.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)

but who would you bully?
People are a little fragile on here, they may take a trip to KFC
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Nah, they'll just accuse us of being dull.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)

kristine is never dull!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

i am occasionally, it is true!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)

We are frightful bores

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

e
+a

*lowers armour plated snout and roots for vegatables*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I'm feeling a trip in my future if shit don't straighten out

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Don't worry Bobby, I've got your back...
I totally called him a fat cunt up there^
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Out of interest
Which one of you is the fattest?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Depends if you believe the internet
or real life.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Me

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)

You see, I wasn't going to be mean and say this
but it's true.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Are you saying that on the internet?
or in real life?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Hmmmm, tricky.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

to rock a rhyme that's right on time.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

me!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)