I'd buy you a house.
I'd buy you furniture for your house. Well, I'd buy you a K-Car. I'd build a tree fort in our yard. You could help, it wouldn't be that hard. Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere. You know, we could just go up there and hang out. Like open the fridge and stuff. There would already be laid out foods for us. Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things. They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon. Well, can you blame 'em. Uh, yeah. Well, I'd buy you a fur coat. But not a real fur coat, that's cruel. Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet. Yep, like a llama or an emu. Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains, ooh, all them crazy elephant bones. We wouldn't have to walk to the store. Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more. We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner. But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we’d just eat more. And buy really expensive ketchups with it. That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups! Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm. Well, I'd buy you a green dress. But not a real green dress, that's cruel. Well, I'd buy you some art. A Picasso or a Garfunkel. Well, I'd buy you a monkey. Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:31, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fucking hell
Gonz's drugs have actually tranplanted his consciousness into Noel
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I WANT A MONKEY

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Is this more shit lyrics from those benders that you and Gonz fancy?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:33, Reply)

No it fucking isn't.
Do you have no taste, man?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I am an expert on hip hop.
Those chaps don't cut the mustard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Not that I've ever heard any of their records.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:37, Reply)

It's nothing like hip-hop.
He's a poet, the other guy mashes dirty beats etc. Anyway, the above is not by them.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)

He's a poofter and the other guy's a cunt, more like.
Can I just say that 'mashes dirty beats' is one of the most Deaconic things you have ever posted.

*purees clean beats etc*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I really dislike the use of "beats" in this manner.
And I really can't work out why.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Feel free to insult me in thirty years if I'm still wearing the same clothes I'm wearing now, still listening to the same music and am completely dismissive of anyone else's opinions on anything at all.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)

HAHAHA!
Brilliant!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)

But Monty's right, that Scroobius bloke is shit though

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I have never heard them
should I?

bearing in mind I don't like shit music
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Some of it's great, some of it less so.
I saw them in Oxford and they were utterly amazing.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

No.
You wouldn't like them.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)

much obliged

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

s'no prob.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

thank you, gosh
i thought i was the only one that felt this way
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

You and me Kristine
we're like two parts of a soul inhabiting two different bodies on the opposite sides of the atlantic ocean. But we're still connected.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)

but a bit like yin and yang
your yin gardening and my yang n-dubz
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

*puts note in diary*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Better put that diary in your will as well.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Can I suggest it's not quite as bad as my "sonic paintings" or whatever phrase I used to describe G!YBA

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Actually this is right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

dirty beats?
I'm no expert on anything, let alone hip hop, but if I were to consider dirty beats, and the link you gave me yesterday, I certainly wouldn't consider that to be a dirty beat
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

They're no Kool and the Gang, that's for sure.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)

For the first five years of their career K&TG were fucking amazing.
Early synth pioneers too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I'll be honest, I've never listened to them
They were simply one of the earliest hip hop groups I can think of.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I displayed early 90s hip-hop knowledge earlier Monty
AND YOU DIDN'T NOTICE.

*sulks*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Pah! Everyone knows that hip-hop was over by the early 90s
No, I don't know anything about hip-hop
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Sorry, I missed it because I have you on ignore.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Shoulda killed me last year

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

The DJ in the pub last night put on the full version of 'The Message'
What a fucking fantastic track that is.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

That is a truly pivotal record.
Prior to that no-one had made a social commentary rap record.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Now, it seems you can't stop them!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)