I'd offer to buy you a drink
but you'd have thousands of pounds so you can bloody well buy me one. God, what is it with students and their sense of entitlement.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

She'll probably loot some buckfast and take it into a bar to drink

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I bet she'll order a coke
and then site there filling it up with vodka which had been poured into a plastic water bottle.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

did I mention that my mrs did the structural design for buckfast abbey's new winery?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)

No, and you didn't mention your new mode of transport either.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

that's what I thought

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

He's not the type, Al.
He'd would never GO ON AND ON AND FUCKING ON ABOUT SOME STUPID VAN. No siree.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Can you imagine if he had a thing for late 60s/early 70s rock and punk
can you imagine him banging ON AND ON AND ON AND ON about obscure stuff that nobody else knew or cared about.

Christ it would be awful.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)

do you want to see a picture of my van?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Actually yes please.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/van2.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Those are some bad ass alloys you've got there.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

yeah
they are almost too big. I think when the tires wear down I'll sell those wheels and get some smaller ones. Black ones.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Just don't get in the back of the van, Al.
It's a trick!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

But he said he had a puppy and some sweeties in there
it can't be a trick if there are puppies and sweeties, surely?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Hmmm well that puts a different perspective on it
I mean, anyone who loves puppies and sweets can't be all bad... Can they?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Something something sea defences.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)

If I had thousands of pounds
I'd buy you some drinks as recompense for the cans of cider I consumed and the Jaegermeister.

As it is I am redoubling my efforts to find a job. Had first JS appointment and it was the most depressing thing ever.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

jobseekers is not for people with a brain

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Sadly it's a necessary evil
if you want some money. I have great respect for anyone that can put up with it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I couldn't
fortunately when I was on it I didn't have much outgoing and managed to get a temp job. anything was better than the dole.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I'm certain it won't be for long
I was just surprised by how genuinely depressed it made me feel. I thought I'd be okay with it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

What sort of job do you want?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I've whined about it on here enough already
but right now I'm hoping for something in the Civil Service.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)

YES!
Become a public servant, become one of the people you despise. Suckle off the teat of the hard working tax payer. Revel in your gold plated pension.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I don't despise anyone
and I've got to apply for something.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

they don't pay very well, luckily you'll get a nice fat pension...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

without wanting to discourage you
everyone I know of our generation who works for government etc. fucking hates it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I'm sure I will as well
but there's fuck all else I can do
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)

you'd be surprised
merely by not being a fucking moron you are already better than most people at their jobs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

My boss - software development manager
has a Classics degree. And he's younger than me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

My sister did disaster planning for the government.
She didn't like it too much.

Apparently some country bumpkin farmer twat with a stupid beard kept fucking things up with his shit flood defences.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

my secondment was to a government agency
and is one of the key reasons I am moving jobs, so I don't have to work with them any more.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

I heard he kept trying to use his van
as a flood defence.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)

where is jeff these days?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Up to his nuts in Huskies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

i still wouldn't rule out law because of a 2:ii as it's from oxford
my ex has a 2:ii from christchurch, never did him any harm! you could always try a few applications (especially at my firm!) and see what happens?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I have a 2:ii and never did me any harm

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Well, apart from how you've ended up.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Not fat and bald?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

But you're living with a fat baldy who shits themselves.
And you have a baby.

Badum.

And of course


tish
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

He did well
Kiwi degrees are worth fuck all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

They fall down so easily

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)