We'll be in London for two weeks in September
Who fancies a pint? Bear in mind that only certain B3tans meet my criteria for being eligible for introduction to the better half.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:47, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If I qualify
come to the City and I'll show you around.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Thank you for the offer sir
I'd happily introduce you to the missus, assuming you don't have an endless repertoire of blind jokes you've thus far kept in the locker.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Is your misses blind?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Enough people have suggested it
but no
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Not endless, no.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Sold
I'm going to get this caveat in now - the fortnight in London is to celebrate her 30th birthday, so if she puts the kybosh on meeting up with internet randoms I'm not going to argue the case. In which case, I'll see you at Upton Park in January anyway.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Fair do's.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

If the list is that short,
would it not be easier to either list whom should be responding here, or just gaz them?
( Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

This is basically an excuse to tell various people to fuck off

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Nah mate.
I'll be wanking like an angry chimp probably.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Do you live in London as well?
I hate your down as a fellow Northern for some reason
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

You hate my down?
Either way, won't be in London. I fucking hate the place.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Yeah well, London hates you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I heard London did his mum up the arse.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Fucking hell, that got away from me a bit
It was meant to say "I had you down..."

Fair play mate. And you're at Leeds when I'm up Bradford way next weekend, I believe. Sad times.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

For shame!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)

There is a solution
Don't go to Leeds
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Like fuck!
I paid good money for those tickets.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Who's playing?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I might be back in London then
COUNTMEIN!!!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Is that like a German version of Countdown?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Totally, it'll be worth it for the lols alone
'The bumpkins in the city'Darth mistakes the jacks as a public fountain, or Darth shows the Shoreditch Man Dem his mobile phone on being politely requested. Comedy Gold.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

That does sound funny
Name us a good pub round your way then
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Fuck knows, I don't bother with the pubs in Muswell Hill when I'm there
You'll be taking up a residency at the Admiral Duncan down Soho no doubt
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Possibly. I have no idea where that is or the relevance thereof. Bumpkin, remember.
I assume it's a lolarious gay jibe. Just think Rory - get in there quick and you could be only the second B3tan to meet Ms Foxtrot, and (hopefully) come to terms with my heterosexuality as a direct consequence.

Exciting, eh.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

yes, Gay pub in soho
A joke so original only our Rory could come up with it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

You're fast becoming my number one Fan, I'm not sure how to deal with the adulation

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Were I there, I'd say me.
But I'm not.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)

As if you'd make the list
(You would)

Ms Foxtrot even knows who you are and everything. Mainly because I showed her that text you sent me Saturday as it tickled me. She was confused by it. Context.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I'd be up for it
assuming, etc and so on. I know 1 nice pub in New cross, or various stuff south of the river and even some *shudder* north of it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Glad to hear it sir
I'll get back to you either way.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)