Anything but DF's Spankyesque shit idea for a thread.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:39, 149 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I need a new job, what should I do?
this is to allow a hilarious sub-thread of abuse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Something that pays well.
Lawyering?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)

This job pays well, i just need a new challenge
one that doesn't involve retraining, ie lawyering
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:41, Reply)

So you currently have a well paid job?
Wotchu fucking moaning for?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Well i want one that i enjoy more
and pays more...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)

You don't want much then.
A well paid job you enjoy? Dream on.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Well i did enjoy this one, but I've been here 4 years and I thrive on change and new challenges

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I know what you mean.
I've been at my place for 8 1/2 years.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I have moved a bit internally, i just feel the time is right
The jobs I'm looking at have terrifying specs for the amount of money i would want ie about 10% more than i earn now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Cut both your arms off

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Good iddea
it already looks like I type with my face
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

You're welcome

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)

And where you don't have to supply your own johnnies

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)

*puts finger on nose*
*extends other arm*
*punches Darth in the face*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)

That's not a punch
THIS is a punch...

*proffers spoon*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

The best wank I ever had was in the toilet at your flat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)

toilet fridge
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Mmmmm, mini milk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Maxi milk my friend.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)

www.loveicecream.com/uk_en/products/milk_time/default.aspx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I was implying that I produced a copious amount of seminal fluid.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I was implying the opposite
although enough seminal fluid to make one mini milk, would in it's liquid form be pretty difficult even for Darth 'Almond' Foxtrot to 'swallow'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Depends on the capacity
Of your single-barrelled pump action yoghurt rifle.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

I like a challenge
*opens wide*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Thanks for the offer of being my mechabash bodyguard.
You have, however, neglected to take on thing in to consideration. You are also off the internet and therefore are also terrifying.

This is the Monty's Bar in Bethnal Green, is it?
( Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Brick Lane. Near the brewery.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Looks like I'll have a long old tube ride
the hotels in the immediate vicinity have a very poor price v value ratio.
( Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)

ride steak rammed into my pulsing colon when I pass out on the street
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Try the Travelodge at Devonshire Square.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)

you should be more charming and get lucky with someone who has a flat in london
or a house
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I am exceptionally charming.
But the only person I can think of in London that I actually know reasonably well is you and, well, probably not a great idea.
( Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

why not??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Sounds like an offer mate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I'd love to put b3tans up
But the reality would be a house of fat smelly people who just wouldn't take the hint and fuck off the next day. Then there's the state of the Jacks after use ...
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)

you're a bad man, rory

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

:D

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

i don't know why i like you so much
it must be my shit taste in men!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)

the crashing silence is clearly my rejection
:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)

The crashing silence was work getting in the way.
It's a very kind offer, thank you. There's a small chance that I may actually not make the bash due to other commitments, but I shall be sure to let you know.
( Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Are you MAD?
Gold plated offer that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

It's more my not being 100% certain on going to the bash
rather than any reflection on swipe. I've knwon her quite a long time and she's all bloked up with a guy who's a DEMON IN THE SACK, so it's highly unlikely she'll be going slumming any time soon.
( Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

why, are you not a DEMON IN THE SACK?
how disappointing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Does Kroney have a girlfriend?
If so, there's your answer. Am not calling you a slag or nuffink but I'm yet to meet a girl who likes the idea of her bloke crashing at the house of a girl he met on the internet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Quelle surprise? Hahahaha!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Well that's why me and Swipey haven't got it on yet
No other reason. Honest.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)

er
we haven't met? that's kind of a bigger obstacle
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Yeah, that was sort of the joke honey
There are plenty of other reasons but it'd be far too damaging to my ego to mention them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)

oh god
don't you start with the whole THATS THE JOKE shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Ah, you'll notice I didn't actually say "THATS THE JOKE"
The grammar maddens me as much as it does you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)

You should meet my ex, she was fine with me doing it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Kroney does not, apparently.

( Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)

i am kind of assuming there will be quite a few people crashing over
if the last one is anything to go by!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

All women, or would there be any room for one exceptionally polite northern lad?
Haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I'm the same
Unless I can find a cheap place to stay, I'm going to have to pull out.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Fucking hell, this is terrible.
There's me, with my house only a short train ride away, and I'm not even going to the party.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Why aren't you going?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Because I've seen the guest list.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

And it includes Monty.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

i think he's terrified of confrontation in real life
terrified. i am pretty terrifying.

(and that's before i open my mouth, before you say it, smartarse).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I wouldn't say such a thing!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)

He is a pussycat and would be of little use in pub combat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)

hence his not attending

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I thought he meant...
Never mind.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Not so much that ,
more just not wishing to spend my free time with people who people who I know and whose opinions I trust have assured me are people I wouldn't get on with.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I think we'd get on real swell Al

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I'm sure we would

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

yes of course
why risk making your own mind up about anything?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

But I'm not even going al!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I can't find even a pikey hotel in that area for less than 80 quid.

( Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Considered a hostel?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Ew

( Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Most are around the £90 mark I am afraid.
Which I understand is a lot, to Northerners.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I'll do it
I couldn't be much less terrifying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)

My bash attendance relies entirely on how my money is next month
If all goes well, I'll be able to come down, although I won't be able to do my original plan of 2 nights in London, but I will be able to come to the Bash.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

We'll be in London for two weeks in September
Who fancies a pint? Bear in mind that only certain B3tans meet my criteria for being eligible for introduction to the better half.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)

If I qualify
come to the City and I'll show you around.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Thank you for the offer sir
I'd happily introduce you to the missus, assuming you don't have an endless repertoire of blind jokes you've thus far kept in the locker.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Is your misses blind?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Enough people have suggested it
but no
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Not endless, no.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Sold
I'm going to get this caveat in now - the fortnight in London is to celebrate her 30th birthday, so if she puts the kybosh on meeting up with internet randoms I'm not going to argue the case. In which case, I'll see you at Upton Park in January anyway.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Fair do's.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

If the list is that short,
would it not be easier to either list whom should be responding here, or just gaz them?
( Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

This is basically an excuse to tell various people to fuck off

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Nah mate.
I'll be wanking like an angry chimp probably.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Do you live in London as well?
I hate your down as a fellow Northern for some reason
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

You hate my down?
Either way, won't be in London. I fucking hate the place.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Yeah well, London hates you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I heard London did his mum up the arse.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Fucking hell, that got away from me a bit
It was meant to say "I had you down..."

Fair play mate. And you're at Leeds when I'm up Bradford way next weekend, I believe. Sad times.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

For shame!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)

There is a solution
Don't go to Leeds
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Like fuck!
I paid good money for those tickets.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Who's playing?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I might be back in London then
COUNTMEIN!!!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Is that like a German version of Countdown?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Totally, it'll be worth it for the lols alone
'The bumpkins in the city'Darth mistakes the jacks as a public fountain, or Darth shows the Shoreditch Man Dem his mobile phone on being politely requested. Comedy Gold.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

That does sound funny
Name us a good pub round your way then
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Fuck knows, I don't bother with the pubs in Muswell Hill when I'm there
You'll be taking up a residency at the Admiral Duncan down Soho no doubt
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Possibly. I have no idea where that is or the relevance thereof. Bumpkin, remember.
I assume it's a lolarious gay jibe. Just think Rory - get in there quick and you could be only the second B3tan to meet Ms Foxtrot, and (hopefully) come to terms with my heterosexuality as a direct consequence.

Exciting, eh.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

yes, Gay pub in soho
A joke so original only our Rory could come up with it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

You're fast becoming my number one Fan, I'm not sure how to deal with the adulation

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Were I there, I'd say me.
But I'm not.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)

As if you'd make the list
(You would)

Ms Foxtrot even knows who you are and everything. Mainly because I showed her that text you sent me Saturday as it tickled me. She was confused by it. Context.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I'd be up for it
assuming, etc and so on. I know 1 nice pub in New cross, or various stuff south of the river and even some *shudder* north of it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Glad to hear it sir
I'll get back to you either way.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I now have new DMs and have to go through the terrible process of wearing the fucking things in so they're comfy and knackered looking.
Any ideas?
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Put them on a horse for a couple of days

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Well the horse is going to look silly with only one pair of boots on.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

The perfect excuse to buy some more boots!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Yay!

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Mink oil should soften up the leather nicely.
Also, wearing them round the house to allow your sweat and skin oil to soften the leather should do.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Mink oil???
Were any minks hurt in the process of extracting the oil?
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

I hope so
they're horrible creatures.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Yes.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mink_oil

You could also use macadamia nut oil or sea buckthorn oil. But as you're wearing leather DMs I didn't think you'd be bothered about that.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)

I don't eat mink.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

This is a good point though
I'm pretty confident animals had to die for you to wear those boots, same as they'd have to die for you to eat steak.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Fill them loosely w/newspaper and tie them into a "ball" with string.
Leave over night. Wear. Repeat.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

What if you simply encouraged a cat to play with the ball of string overnight?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Works for me Al.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

How about
Just wear them for a bit?
I know it seems like a long-winded process, but in the grand scheme of things...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

But she's a bit older than us
time gets more precious. The time she's spending wearing her new DMs is time she could have been spending getting fingered in the toilets of her local pub.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)

why couldn't she wear the DMs for this?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Because it's really hard to get your knickers off over the boots without taking them off.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

just push them to one side
some people quite like this. or so i've heard.

next!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)

They get in the way of a good fingering
you have to devote one finger, or part of your hand, to keeping the material out of the way.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Tear them off then

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Harder than you'd think
Especially as northern pants are all made from sacking.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

and old ladies wear pants that go from their waist to their knees...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

it's in a pub toilet
who said anything about it being "good".

anyway, she can hold her own pants out of the way!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

If you can co-ordinate your thoughts into doing anything but wibbling and drooling
then it's not a particularly great fingering...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Also, with BGB's advancing years
The time it takes to break in a pair of DMs will pass by in the blink of an eye.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)

bash them against the wall of the house for about 20 mins
my friend did this when we were kids and they looked all cool and shit.

she went to bed. her grandma lovingly polished and cleaned them all up for her.

i don't know who was more pissed off the next day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)

You know how I'm really boring and tedious and shit?
Well, I'm going to tell you all that my baby has spent his first day in doggy playschool today, and I'm stupidly excited to go pick him up in a minute. I'd be willing to bet good money they ask us not to bring him back again...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

It's not that I think you are really boring and tedious and shit
but I do think this whole dog/child displacement thing is a little, y'know, unhealthy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I don't think it's really displacement
as I don't ever want to have actual children. It's just that an animal - any animal, really, with the possible exception of a cat - is entirely dependent on you for everything. Literally everything, from safety to food to healthcare. In that respect I think they are quite childlike.

Admittedly it's a bit 'cat lady' to call him my baby, but I don't believe I actually *am* his mummy or anything...

Again, no offence intended, but I don't understand why people who have successfully spawned think they're better than those of us who haven't, or aren't going to.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Not yet perhaps...
But it is a slippery slope down to referring to yourself as "Mummy" when you are talking to the animal.
Really though, you appear to have a fairly self-deprecating sense of humour, so I figured you wouldn't cry at my little dig.
And I don't think I am better than anyone, at least not on account of having successfully reproduced.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I'm loving the footage of the Libyan rebels
their weapons get bigger every day. At the beginning of the conflict they had .50 caliber machine guns mounted onto the faltbeds of pick ups, now they have ricket launches and four barrel fucking anti aircraft guns.

It's beginning to look like Mad Max 4
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)

back to the future
"the libyans!"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I want to pick up on Ricket Launchers
as it made me smile
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)

hahaha
"yeah, try fighting with bow legs you desert cunts!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)

"Here, gentlemen, is the new MX65 Ricket Launcher
"It is capable of spreading extreme calcium deficiency via an explosive warhead over a significant distance".
( Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Please see new thread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I'm listening to Eddie Vedder playing the ukelele
True story
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)