I reckon you weigh the same as a duck

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Mmm, duck.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I love duck

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Me too
I made duck with plum, star anise and chinese spice sauce the other day, with mustard mash and beans fresh out of the garden.
(berk, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)

*takes notes*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:50, Reply)

very nice
the cabbage thing me and Ape mentioned above is something I've done with roast duck legs and crispy little roast potatoes before.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I've never made cabbage
it's something I'll eat if it's put in front of me, but I've never bothered to do it myself. It sounds marvellous though, so perhaps I shall.
(berk, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

only use savoy
or pointed (sweetheart) cabbage. They are the tastiest and nicest in texture.

steam it or kind of fry it with a bit of oil and water in a big lidded pan for best results.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Noted, cheers.

(berk, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

One hell of a scary bloody duck
if it weighs 10.5 stone...
(berk, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Scaryduck is about double that, surely?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Is most of that boobs?
It was a piss-poor Monty Python reference. I'm saying anyone who disapproves of chippy chips must be a witch. Apologies.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I'm not Amberl
my boobs are only little. Maybe the .5 of it is boobs.
(berk, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I choose to blame a lot of my weight on having muscular legs from running and dancing
Unfortunately my boobs probably weigh about half a stone as well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I'm chuffed as my weight is now staying down below 13 stone, with daily variations

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I want to tell you to fuck off
but as you've recovered from fatness, I will instead offer you sincere congratulations
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I daresay at my heaviest
I weighed substantially more than you do now. You're not fat, you silly blighter.
(berk, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Really? How much at the peak of your fatness?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:06, Reply)

15st
Heavier than I looked, I must add, but I was still a fat cunt.
(berk, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:13, Reply)

So you shed 4 and a half stone?
Well done you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:15, Reply)

30kg sounds better than 4.5 stone
4.5 stone irks me, because it's like I tried to lose 5 stone and failed. I probably could get down to 10st if I tried, but it'd be really hard work.
(berk, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:17, Reply)

...and there's no reason for you to do so
Am stopping now before the Pandatron shows up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)

You are being a bit hard on yourself, fatty.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)

How so?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I thought you were going to say more.
21 stone for me. Heeeeeave!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Nor are you
Also; everyone's boobs are little compared to Amberl's
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Show us your tits.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I will, you know
Don't tempt me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Nom nom nom.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)

cheers bro

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Am starting to wonder if I'll ever be under 13st again
Not making excuses - there's still plenty to shed around the midriff - but I actually might have too much heavy muscle below the waist to make it happen.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)

doubt it matters that much
I'm not actually actively trying to lose weight, it's just happening
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:13, Reply)

To be honest it's not about what I weigh any more
I just want rid of my gut. Once that happens I won't care how much I weigh!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Carbs are your enemy
Classic skinny man with abelly issue.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I know the answer
I need to stop drinking. With the amount of dancing and running I do I could be thin in three months if I quit drinking.

The thing is...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Three months of not drinking would send me mad
i did three weeks once and it was bloody awful
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Yeah, that would be the problem
Beer is awesome. Regardless of what that idiotic bint Moss says, I refuse to believe skinny feels as good as a cold pint on a sunny day.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I just need to stick to the booze plan
One bottle of wine for weekdays and one for the weekend. But I usually end up having a couple in the week and beers too on Saturday night.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Muscle below the waist?
Yeah, me too. Massive muscle, below the waist.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I meant my legs, you disgusting filthmonger
All three of them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:15, Reply)

See sig.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)