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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'll be dead before I'm 50 I reckon. Heart attack or cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:21, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Oh Monty, don't say that
Gunshot wound is far more likely
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I reckon you'll choke to death on vomit.
But someone else's vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)
You can't dust vomit for prints.
I reckon he'll die in a bizarre gardening accident, that the authorities will decide is "best left unsolved".
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)
+uphill

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Or explode in the middle of a gig
leaving a mysterious green goo on his stool

Ew
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Or he'll sell his dialysis machine for drugs.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I'm sure we could find something else to sit at the end of his bed and take the piss out of him

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)
nice one

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:39, Reply)
It's quite impressive
when your OWN post disgusts you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)
That's nothing
I got a bank statement the other day.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I try not to look at them.
They just make me cry.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Oh come on!
That was FUNNY!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Don't be too quick to discount a debilitating post stroke existence

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I'll cross my fingers.
Seeing as I won't be able to do that after my stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Best wipe now then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)
One side of you might be alright, you'll be slurring and making flailing claw like gestures on that side
Not knowing if it's Tuesday or Friday is something of a drawback
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Fuck me, I've had a stroke

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)
It's a major downer
Welcome to the wacky world of vascular dementia
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)
*joins club*
*forgets*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I know a fair few lifetime caners with Korsakoff's syndrome, another possible contender

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Rimsky- korsakoff?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)
symphoniclols

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Like yer, a mixture I suppose.
It's a barrel of laughs
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Inability to compose oneself

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)
vitamins are the answer to this

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)
"not knowing if it is arsehole or breakfast time"

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)
I'm rather looking forward to it, actually.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Not as much as we are

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)
You have to be careful with that Cancer, mate. It's serious.
I heard that in a song.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Snap.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)
That is osteoporosis, not cancer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)

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