Dance music is fucking rubbish.
Old disco tunes are fucking mint, however. How can anyone listen to these and not like them?
youtu.be/QHxc3e2TJXc
youtu.be/r_3EE_ekYp4
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:52, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I hate that stupid guitar sound

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:53, Reply)

And slap fucking bass!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Another couple of belters.
youtu.be/otBdxNmEq6k
youtu.be/CfqqvoBfapU
I love Melba Moore. There's just no other kind of music I want to hear when I'm on a night out.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Sorry Baz, i just hate it all
there aren't many musical genres i can say that for, for i can't think of a single Disco song that i like
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:02, Reply)

The cheesy rubbish that people (I'm not saying you) consider disco is all shit, yes.
I adore the other stuff though, it just makes me smile. What stuff would you listen to on a night out?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:04, Reply)

It all sounds cheesy to me
Depends on the night really, are we dancin?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:05, Reply)

It's not all cheesy -
none of that 'Saturday Night Fever' bollocks - that's totally bent - but on my life there are some good tunes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:08, Reply)

prove it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Monty gets it.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:10, Reply)

At the risk of sounding like a complete bender
But 'I feel love' by Donna Summer is a brilliant track, the 12" remix is particularly disco-tastic.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:40, Reply)

We most certainly are dancing, aye.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Ok then, but to be honest i never dance so it's a moot point really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:11, Reply)

'Bounce Rock Skate Roll' by Vaughan Mason is brilliant.
I have some incredible disco records which I bought for the drum breaks used in hip hop - honestly some of it's superb.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Nope hate it
I think the problem is I dislike the general componant parts of disco music, the classic guitar riff, the funky bass etc so any combination is shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:10, Reply)

this is what you want
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM30iNH8TqA
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:55, Reply)

How did I know it would be that?
Then again Kiss are knobs. Knobs with a few good choons and a decent live show, but knobs none the less.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:57, Reply)

totally
I loathe Kiss, but I fucking love that song.

(and Detroit Rock City, just a bit)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Well, if we're admitting to liking embarrassing music...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbiYv_lNfFA&feature=related
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:01, Reply)

I have little shame when it comes to music
for example, I love The Quo
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Fucking hell, I feel like I've stumbled into some parallel B3tan universe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Status Quo were utterly brilliant until maybe 1974

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Living on an island is a fucking blinder of a track

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:06, Reply)

When did they start?
Because being shit for 37 years indicates that this may well be their default setting and pre-74 was a fluke.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:06, Reply)

called themselves Status Quo in 1967 apparently
I knew that Rockin' all over the world was a cover, but I did not know it was written by the guy from Creedance
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Good old Foggers.
Ted Nugent and the Amboy Dukes did a cover of it first – I have to say the lyrics are abominable. It’s no ‘Caroline’ for example.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Not really familiar with Ted Nugent's work
other than as a nutter.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Double Live Gonzo is a superb live LP
He is a fucking brilliant guitarist - and one of the worst tossers of all time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Also his first LP, and 'Cat Scratch Fever' are excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I'll have a bit of a listen
not bad. I like to see a lead guitarist doing the singing sometimes.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:14, Reply)

You'll love it.
Stranglehold and Stormtrooper are both top notch heavy rock tunes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:16, Reply)

nice one
right, I'm off!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Pictures of Matchstick Men is a psychedelic pop classic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:08, Reply)

it is a great tune
Ozzy and Type O Negative did a half decent cover.

edit: actually, I'm wrong, ozzy's vocal isn't bad, the rest is shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:09, Reply)

You saved me the trouble of typing that.
Brilliant track, brilliant video as well.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:42, Reply)