*rushes in and sits at desk*
Morning all

I have a massive penis.

I wouldn't, the cunt.

I'd buy him some sexy lingerie and then shemale him up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:12, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What time do you call this, you fackin cant?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Soz boss
Points failure at blah, blah.

Jesus, I feel rough.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Not me. Just fucking tired.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I saw you pouring your beer into that plant pot.
Nance.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Dream on, chutney.
You hallucinated that because you'd drunk two pints and then you wet yourself and threw up on the bar. It was really embarrassing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Again.
I trust your bus ride home with all the office cleaners and ne'er do wells was OK?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Actually there were loads of supermodels on there,
they kept showing me their tits and everything.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I choose to believe you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)

is it possible to choose to be an idiot?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I am sure it is
but luckily for me it comes naturally.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:41, Reply)

have am
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

that's not a lie

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Morning Vippers
How is your van today?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Full of half raped corpses.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

How do you half rape a corpse?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

If you don't cum it's half a rape.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

*remembers for pending court case*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Only put it halfway in.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

You can't rape a corpse.
They're all asking for it.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

With those come hither eye-sockets

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I am putting the "sensual" back in to non-consensual sex.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

sensual tact

Demolition Man Lolz
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I don't get it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

It's 'FILM'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Oh 'FILM'
I saw one of those once, it was called 'faster Pussy cat, kill, kill' it was mildly diverting I suppose
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Russ Meyer? He's good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)

A lover of big muffs and bigger breasts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:39, Reply)

V good.
You really licked my arse.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

it's vantastic
I dunno actually, the mrs has it. I'm sure it's fine.

I'm building the bed in it this weekend, which will probably be a pain in the arse, but we've got a good plan at least. It's only the execution that we can fuck up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Don't mock him Blousie
or he won't let you have a ride on it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

STORY OF MY LIFE!!

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)