I dislike all such yoof buzzwords

( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:38, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I dislike yoofs

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Town was absolutely bloody earlier.
Hordes of horrible oiks with their ill-behaved, screaming children. Scum.

And because they breed twice as fast as the rest of us, we're going to be completely overrun inside of 40 years.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:41, Reply)

You've seen Idiocracy then?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I haven't, but somebody has told me the premise.
It's on my list. I imagine it will make me grumpy.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Uxbridge?
What did you expect?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)

i clawed my way out of there almost 4 years ago now
i used to see kroney slouching around the town. can't believe he hasn't chewed his own way out yet - secretly he must love it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I have reasons, I've been wanting to leave for ages.

( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

the only reasons to stay
are the slabs of lasagne and amazing chips at martins bistro and the shockingly unbelievably good food at the shit-looking and sounding pop-i-andy's cafe in the ghastly pavilions.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I don't think that's there anymore.

( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I dislike bras
as they hamper my views of breasts.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:41, Reply)

How am I supposed to look hot without a sexy bra on?

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)

^this
welded steel
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Bras can build a sense of anticipation very nicely
but really they're only ever the warm-up act.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

To be honest I've never really met a guy who was into the whole sexy lingerie thing.
They usually want you naked asap.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)

i have to say i have met a few
usually they like the really fucking uncomfortable stuff though, the corsets and the stockings...

i am in LOVE with the m&s autograph tights range where they look like different types of sexy sexy stockings, but secretly they are just comfy old granny tights underneath.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I used to go throught tights like a fucking whirlwind when I had to wear them for work.
I hate the things.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

they do make your legs look good though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)

This is true
I love black tights
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)

the most flattering of all, i think
are the smoky carbon grey opaque ones - they make your legs look so slim and toned.

until you take them off, of course!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)

That's the trouble with most clothing though

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

true
my sack really helps my appeal
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

+ball

( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

this is a very novel way of coming out

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

That must be so hot, when you're peeling them off
and all the flesh is exploding and bounding out.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

fuck off
my legs are my only skinny bit!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Doesn't the expansion of matter generally have cooling effect?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I imagine it's like that expanding foam
Comes out in a long, thin string, but leave it unrestrained for a short period and you can use it to fill wall cavities.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

mrs al must thank god every single day

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I imagine she does
She's lucky enough to have me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

it's enough to make you believe in reincarnation isn't it?
she must have been hitler at least. or maybe albert fish?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)