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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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But I have had more practise.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 15:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

practise cock
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:02, Reply)
This thread needs moar cake

(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:28, Reply)

cake cock
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:35, Reply)

cock cock AND cake
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Greedy fecker!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:39, Reply)
cock shaped cake.
with chocolate.

What else does a woman need?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Cock flavoured cake. Why don't we have that?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:55, Reply)
You do. Although most people call it cheese cake.
Or so I heard anyway. I've never eaten cock.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:59, Reply)
There is a small chance
that I meant to say cake flavoured cock.

What a Freudian slip that was.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:05, Reply)
Cake flavoured cock could result in you having a bun in the oven.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:10, Reply)
or
the taste of frosting in my mouth.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)
Ooooh. You (Bakewell) Tart!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)

more of a custardy tart.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Straight from the custard cannon.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:49, Reply)
well, it's no good if it's been sitting around for a while.

(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:01, Reply)
The Jews have invented a special custard cannon.
It doesn't get skin on it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Are you sure it's kosher?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:20, Reply)
This thread needs moar
unwarranted claims of awesomeness.

I am awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:39, Reply)
I'm afraid this claim is not covered by your warranty
And you therefore cannot claim any refund or replacement.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:40, Reply)
Damn right
You're all stuck with me. Foibles and all.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:46, Reply)
I love a man with a nice pair of foibles.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:50, Reply)
I've got at least three

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:59, Reply)
Feel free to enumerate them

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:04, Reply)

1. Fear
2. Surprise
3. Ruthless Efficiency
4. An almost fanatical devotion to the Pope
5. A nice red uniform
6. A night out with a naval officer
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:07, Reply)

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