I'd take him out for a pint and a steak.
If he's a vegetarian, he can fuck off.

I pick my nose and wee in the shower, but have given up biting my nails.

My worst habit is eating my bogeys.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:59, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

better than wiping them under the desk
edit: Monty is about as vegetarian as a velociraptor
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

So, steak and a pint it is then.
I recommend a nice bit of rump with some mashed potatoes, and a pint of Thatcher's Sommerset Gold.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Ribeye, rare with bearnaise
double cooked chips and a small side salad with simple vinaigrette. NOM :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Watercress and roasted tomato

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Excellent addition.
Steaks are just great hands down.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I read that to the voice of Captain Pickard ordering tea.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Make it so.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Thatcher's Farmhouse scrumpy is the biz.
To be eaten with lots of meat.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:10, Reply)

*hastily cleans underside of desk*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Of course!
I'm some sort of rioting chav.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)