I've been thinking of having a fish pedicure.
Apparently, it's very popular.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:30, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My wife went for one of those
only to be turned away as she was preganant, 'ealth and safety god mad!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I believe it's something to do with the hormones
The increased levels of progesterone will make her taste different. The fish will, of course, sense this and BITE HER FEET OFF BEFORE LEAPING OUT OF THE WATER AND UP INTO HER VAGINA TO EAT YOUR UNBORN CHILD.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Wha?
Are those fish able to smell gestating foetuses and capable of burrowing their way into the foot, travel up the leg and thence, the womb?

Are they foetivores?

Or are those fucking snake-oil selling Shylocks afraid that your wife was so massively bloated that she'd be completely incapable of stopping herself from falling in and drowning?
( Kroney, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)

One of them has opened in Macc
One of my friends said she's considering it, but is worried she'll be laughing the entire time, due to being very ticklish. I pointed out that'd probably be pretty damn funny for the staff, and now she's in a mood with me!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:33, Reply)

for some reason there a couple here
i think it's probably the best scam ever
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I first heard about it in a copy of Viz, the Fat Slags were having one.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)