What's going on tonight, otters?
Tell auntie b3th.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:37, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am going to spend my evening
cleaning the guinea pig cage. Rock and roll, motherfuckers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Oh, you know how to live!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:51, Reply)

I just had my first piece of chocolate for well over a year.
Which was very daft because now I want more and more and more.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:41, Reply)

That was very silly.
Chocolate is a more addictive drug than crack.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:52, Reply)

I'm not sure that's entirely correct
Fine as sweeping statements go, but possibly not backed up in fact.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:53, Reply)

SCIENCE!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Should be working
Quite clearly not working.

Contemplating hitting the sack very shortly - TD - half man, half mattress at the moment.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Sleep is good.
I recommend as much sleep as you can get away with.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:53, Reply)

I sleep a lot
And always have done.

One of the best things about self-employment is that I can sneak in the occasional (quite regular) afternoon nap.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Yup.
Siestas FTW
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I'm getting into a bit of a pattern at the moment
Up early, on site at 09.30, home for 13.00, dogs out for two hours, SLEEP, put an oven meal in whilst shouting at the dullards on Pointless, type up report, bed.

That's neither good nor bad. It's adequate. But it suits me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Shouting at dullards on TV is always fun.
and there do seem to be a LOT of dullards on game shows.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Pointless gets more than it's fair share
Eg - Name an American state with a coastline? Three answers given:-

1 - Mexico
2 - Orlando
3 - Detroit

Or - which poet wrote "Paradise Lost?"

Answer - Hemingway
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I thought I might watch a bit of telly.
But there is fuck all worth watching on at the moment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)

My telly sees about as much use as Cavy's hoover at the moment

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)

When I started reading that sentence I thought
you were going to say something more rude

my hoover gets more use than anything else, having guinea pigs means there is always sawdust EVERYWHERE. All other domestic appliances, not so much
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

I am never rude
I've just surprised myself by evaluating that statement but it's so correct that I'll repeat it in capitals - I AM NEVER RUDE.

Insulting, but not rude - or crude.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Cheeky
never blue.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Do you have Sky?
We're watching Body of Evidence on Alibi. It's rather good.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:05, Reply)

No
I'm not paying good money for something I'd only watch cricket on when I can watch cricket in the pub.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Fair enough.
Find something on iPlayer then. Or, you know, talk to us.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)