my letting agency
let themselves into my house while I was away and are currently bitching about the state of the house and blaming it on why there is damp :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:25, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Stop imagining me naked and that should clear up all by itself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Last night was quite a night on OT

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Sure was ; )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Cunts.
It's always someone elses fault when it comes to landlords.

Dirty protest time?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

might send them on of monty's botdogs
that and look at actually buying a house :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)

How much is a house in Wales?
i assume the estate agents take Visa Electron?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

You can get a six-bedroom house in exchange for two sheep and a sack of coal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

they get annoyed if you pay in coppers, though

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Well they are an important part of society and should be out on the beat
*wins Edinburgh*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Oh dear.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I know : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Would you like to kill him or shall I?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Shall i do it myself?
I'd hate to put you out
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Killing's too good for him.
Some sort of eternal punishment would be more suitable.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)

but, but I can change...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Too little, too late.
Soz. Lol.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:42, Reply)

i already won it
with an off the cuff joke I made about airfreshner called New Zealand smelling of ORChid. I don't need no stinking show
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Oh dear.
Or from Manchester, it would smell of 'Aar Kid'. Where's my fucking Perrier award. Eh? Eh?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Oh BK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:48, Reply)

*hangs head*
*from a light fitting*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)

If they didnt give you a weeks
written notice and went in without your permission you can cunt them right in the fuck
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:43, Reply)

i think it's 24 hours
they were supposed to come the next day, when I'd have been back. When I got home there was an irritated sounding answerphone message which said they'd changed their minds and seemed confused as to why i wouldn't be there on a weekday morning. They don't seem to understand that I don't spend all my lifein the house
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:45, Reply)

What you now need to do is say that you had a laptop that's gone missing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Or report it to the filth as a break in.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Make a complaint.
Then ask them to explain the cause of the damp. And how it relates to crumbs.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Come on Penfold.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)

That took a couple of seconds.
Good one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)

It always used to be a weeks written notice
Unless you have agreed verbally at their request that they could come in prior to that. I cant see that changing. I would go with the attack option, they are not allowed to change their minds regardless of their plans they have to work around you not the other way round.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)