Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Was it the one where you were a bummer?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I'd change them for some better ones but I've got to dash to go and do a lot of BALLROOM DANCING with my AMAZINGLY HOT GIRLFRIEND WHO IS DEFINITELY NOT A BEARD and then go and touch some men's willies."
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)
But it was, of course, only after you minced in that I started writing regular Bumder Alerts to keep the board alert to your bumdering ways and to remind them to be watchful of their posteriors. Lampers, being a relatively infrequent visitor at the time, and therefore skim-reading most of my capitalised drivel, got the wrong end of the stick and thought that I was also a limp-wristed teapot of the first pina colada. Hence her question, shortly after we first met, which nearly caused Monty and Al to spontaneously develop incontinence.
Therefore, if you hadn't been bumdering about the place with your bumdering ways, I might never have been mistaken for a fellow shirt-lifting fannyphobe.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Yours was that I'm hideously ugly and am punching well above my weight, which I consider to be harsh and fair in that order
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I say "all", I like to think I gave him the original inspiration
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:54, Reply)
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