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Some kind of meat pie I'll bet(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:08,
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Winna!The kind mostly filled with gristle and surrounded by a two inch casing of impenetrable pastry. Sold at all Morrisons near YOU !!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:11,
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but, Richard 'Hamster' Hammond told me they have real life trained butchers?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:12,
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We're talking a pie factory here, on some grim industrial estate on the outskirts of Darwinand by training they've been told to wash their hands after they've had a shit, not that there's ever any soap or towels in the toilet anyway.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:15,
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The sort of place where you have to wash your wellies on the way out. (, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:16, Reply)
Well, you wouldn't want to walk around with smelly wellies would you.(, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)
Midget goes to doctorssays "Doctor every time I walk to the shops I get a really sore fanny"
Doctor asks her to get undressed, checks her over, can't see anything wrong, asks her to get dressed again and then stops and asks her to lie down again with her legs in the air. He leans down with a scalpel and starts rummaging around her lady bits, then when she gets up and walks around she goes "Wow! You've cured it! What did you do?"
and the Doctor shows her the top two inches of her wellys that he just cut off.
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BOOM!Actually i remember it now, very good, your punchline needs work though
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