There must be someone online surely.
I've got backache and cider. What have you got?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:05, 44 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Diet coke and a brother who insists on watching Predator

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Any snacks?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:24, Reply)

He just turned up
having cooked dinner (very late) with a plate of chips and nonya curry. Had a few chips and some of the chicken don't think it destroyed my diet too much.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:35, Reply)

I've had my cider and my back is OK today.
I've got low self esteem.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Bartleby.
The world is your lobster. Do something!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:24, Reply)

I'm still here
I've got very little of any interest
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:31, Reply)

fancy isketch?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Oooh. For 10 minutes, yes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Made a room
it's movies this time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:40, Reply)

Okay....
'Cos I LOVE film. :(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:42, Reply)

have you set up a new one, yet?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:58, Reply)

I thought you were
couldn't figure out how to get normal words
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:58, Reply)

i'll give it a try

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:59, Reply)

OK
think I've done it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:00, Reply)

i'm just hanging out by myself there
i'm so cool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Sorry my computer is so slow
it simply wasn't showing up on time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:17, Reply)

doesn't really work with two, either
we need more people and they all went away
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:19, Reply)

*silent tears*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:29, Reply)

lol

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:41, Reply)

I'm here.
In the cyber flesh.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:26, Reply)

American Dad, a dooby and a hankering for scrabble

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:36, Reply)

I've got a girlfriend who wont stop snoring!
She's got a stuffy nose atm but it's really starting to get on my tits. Stfu already!
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 5:46, Reply)

Get her a box of Breathe Right nasal strips.
Very good at stopping the snoring.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 8:15, Reply)

I've just got back in, ended up at some girl's flat.
And I've got more money than when I went out last night (unrelated to the above, honest). I'm magic.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 8:35, Reply)

well done that man.
Are you a rent boy?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 8:42, Reply)

Are you sure you didn't just go to the atm then forget to spend what you got out?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 28 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)

A really sore throat and insufficient sleep
bloody children *grumbles*
(berk, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)

i too am in the insufficient sleep camp
Partly the pox and partly the guy who got his head stamped on right outside my house last night
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

'the pox'
you make it sound so 14th century. I feel for you though - I've had chickenpox as an adult and it was worse than when I had it as a kid - even though you're not meant to be able to get it more than once.
(berk, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Got to find amusement in it somewhere
My bro facebooked me from Italy saying "Only just checked facebook, didn't realise there was a pox on you.." Made me laugh.

Also told a friend I had a fever, to which he promptly responded I needed more cowbell.

It does suck as an adult. Strangely it's not been that itchy, but it's pretty debilitating, with the fever, lack of sleep, headache, bit of nausea....

Lots of sources say that you can get it more than once. I think it's mainly if you don't get it badly enough to build up immunity or something. Friend of mine has had it three times.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Tee Hee, americans.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Oh man, check this out
www.viceland.com/blogs/en/2011/07/27/i-went-on-a-wizard-quest/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

We should go!
That looks mint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I'd be well up for that, bit of a treck though

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

It won't be long until Stellios launches 'EasyBroom' and we'll be able to fly there on a Nimbus 2000.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Morning
Tis a nice day, so I'm going to round up some friends later and suggest we go to Bath for a early dinner and some drinks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)

'morning all.
I have:
- a sore throat, woolly mouth and slightly thick head after a lamb phaal and a lot of Cognac decided that 5.30 this morning was a good time to have a major row in my stomach.
- a metric fuckton of work to do
- the office to myself
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 10:34, Reply)

That sounds painful.
I hope you don't fall into a korma.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I've got to admit,
It's tikka-n it out of me, somewhat...
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:02, Reply)

You're a phaal to yourself
you could end up spending the eve in da loo.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)

We'll see, I've managed to daal with it quite well so far...

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:29, Reply)

'ning
didn't get much sleep as I was up till 2 reading - so 90's! But it was an eBook on my smartphone so I'm back in the future again.

today I must do some more clearance work on my old place but then be back at the flat by 2pm to get to the football by 3, then back to the flat to pick up meat, bread and jalapeno-based sauces for a barbecue.

QUESTION: When a friend has a barbecue:
1. do they provide all the meat and sides and bread;
2. does everyone bring some meat and sides and bread and mix and match;
3. everyone brings their own meat and sides and bread and there is UN class negotiating to occasionally swap a speciality sausage for a homemade burger.

I suspect that as people age they progress from 3 to 1 via 2. My mates are still on 3 but loosening up a little, I suspect if your group includes a weapons-grade moocher it might stick at 3 for a long time.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)

It all depends, it's rude not to bring anything at all though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I've got a stick!!

(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 22:54, Reply)