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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh god, I was thinking I would have forgotten about moving to brighton today but now I remembered and now I'm excited again.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:55, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
R U Gay?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:56, Reply)
Nah', you got it wrong, female gay clubs have a lot of bisexual girls, who are desperate for some cock in their foaming clunges, you hold your mate's hand as you walk through the door....
... and then you wash your hands when you get in and it's wall to wall fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)
You're moving to Brighton???
What about 'I love Farringdon'?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)
No, it's 'I've just farted in Farringdon'.
He wants to move to Brighton to get away from the smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)
Work in farringdon, live in brighton, 1:30 direct train from one to the other.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)
It's Thameslink Gonz.
Worst railway in the country.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)
I don't mind, there are loads of trains that go from london to brighton and back.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:09, Reply)
Why's that then?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)
Unreliable
and it smells of vomit.

I was sick on it once.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)
Didn't some chap spend 6 months smearing shit over the carriages?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)
I'm sure they've cleaned it up since then, probably.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)
Wow that's some strong vomit

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)
It was formed when some dopey twit looked at a map and drew a line between Bedford and Brighton.
Then tried to use all the old and abandoned bits of existing railway through London.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)
And they let him do it?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)
Yup,
He must have been ethnic or gay. Equal opportunities and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)
Maybe he had some community funding, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)
He'd tried really hard and used different coloured crayons
bless.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

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